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re: Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:44 am to tke857
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:44 am to tke857
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Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
If this passes, I'll no longer consider Texas as a state to retire to.
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:50 am to foshizzle
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The people who voted for her probably agree with her.
I'm not discounting her cause, just her methods.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:53 am to The Mick
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I'm not 100% sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion she might be Catholic.
wut
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:54 am to tke857
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“emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, filed Friday, also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception.
FDB... Mr.Bean's response to Miss Farrar...
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:57 am to tke857
Last time this kind of stupid shite took off, it helped launch a failed political Governorship campaign for Abortion Barbie.
Since she seems to be passing the leftist litmus test, we can begin speculating when Greg Abbott's opponent will formally announce.
I may have to join her. There's a good tag line for her to beCome Head of State. She may need me to be her Chief of Staff... since doing things for satirical purposes is cool.
Since she seems to be passing the leftist litmus test, we can begin speculating when Greg Abbott's opponent will formally announce.
I may have to join her. There's a good tag line for her to beCome Head of State. She may need me to be her Chief of Staff... since doing things for satirical purposes is cool.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:59 am to tke857
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For Men Who Choke the Chicken
Our own TD leader should run against her for obvious reasons.
Chicken, I would be honored to be your Chief of Staff.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:01 pm to fouldeliverer
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In other words, there's a luxury tax on feminine hygiene products as they aren't considered a necessity.
So to answer your joke question, women do get penalized for having periods.
Hahahaha you can't be serious with this shite. That would be a sales tax....
That would be comparable to me saying that the lotion that I lather my man shtick with is a tax against men.... GTFO
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:05 pm to Bmath
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I'm not discounting her cause, just her methods.
There are plenty of serious bills that get proposed with no chance of passing. How is this any different.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:08 pm to LSUfanNkaty
Reminds me of the joke about women from Tracy Morgan , "How you gonna trust something that bleeds for 7 days and don't die."
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:11 pm to tke857
it is better to have your seed fall in the belly of a whore.......
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:30 pm to tke857
Ha ... that's my legislator. Good God.
She ran unopposed in the last election. I might have to hop on the ballet next time. I won't win but I could have some fun with this.
She ran unopposed in the last election. I might have to hop on the ballet next time. I won't win but I could have some fun with this.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:34 pm to tke857
Democrats are morons
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:35 pm to Nado Jenkins83
naw.....not really. Louisiana on the other hand....
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:36 pm to MorbidTheClown
To paraphrase Ron White "in that case grandma, can you loan me $20?"
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:45 pm to RATeamWannabe
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What's the penalty for a woman's period?
Sleeping on the couch for a week and being forced to apologize for something that happened five years ago.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:49 pm to Pavoloco83
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PIIHB
Just no.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:10 pm to Wayne Campbell
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There are plenty of serious bills that get proposed with no chance of passing. How is this any different.
Because those bills are usually revised to reflect the opinions of those that originally opposed them. This is nothing more than a publicity stunt.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:14 pm to tke857
I would shoot a rope on her desk, just to prove a point.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:38 pm to fouldeliverer
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but make exemptions for select “necessities” (non-luxury items).
Can you name ONE item that is tax exempt in your state?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:38 pm to fouldeliverer
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"For those uninitiated in the country’s tax codes (lucky you!), most states tax all “tangible personal property” but make exemptions for select “necessities” (non-luxury items). Things that are considered necessities usually include groceries, food stamp purchases, medical purchases (prescriptions, prosthetics, some over-the-counter drugs), clothes (in some states), and agriculture supplies. The lists of exemptions vary from state to state."
Alabama is listed as "taxes Tampons" but I also pay sales tax on groceries, medical purchases that I am aware of, cloths and ag supplies that I buy for my home (pest control, weed control etc.). Not sure where you found this.
And why wouldn't they tax tampons? Not to sound shitty but they tax stuff that men buy too, why not stuff that women buy?
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