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re: Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken

Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:07 am to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:07 am to
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$100 for masturbating


Is this per occurrence?

I'm not going to be able to afford this.
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:12 am to
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require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.

Looks like anyone who wants to workout won't qualify
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:13 am to
I hope people remember this shite when she runs for re election.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30193 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:16 am to
So is this like a "per day" kinda thing? If not, my social life just got entirely too expensive.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:17 am to
i think its per time man...can I put this charges on my credit card?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:19 am to
It's sad that they consider the things to be equal.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21907 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:21 am to
Cheaper to get a hooker in Texas than it is to jerk off
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21256 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:26 am to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43136 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:29 am to
I'm not 100% sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion she might be Catholic.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43136 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:30 am to
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I was under the impression that doctors won't perform the operation unless the man already had children.
You serious?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175903 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:47 am to
she's also proposed that abortion be made legal a year after birth.

Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:58 am to
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What's the penalty for a woman's period?




I know you're joking but there's this:

"For those uninitiated in the country’s tax codes (lucky you!), most states tax all “tangible personal property” but make exemptions for select “necessities” (non-luxury items). Things that are considered necessities usually include groceries, food stamp purchases, medical purchases (prescriptions, prosthetics, some over-the-counter drugs), clothes (in some states), and agriculture supplies. The lists of exemptions vary from state to state."


In other words, there's a luxury tax on feminine hygiene products as they aren't considered a necessity.


So to answer your joke question, women do get penalized for having periods.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20752 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:02 am to
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In other words, there's a luxury tax on feminine hygiene products as they aren't considered a necessity.


You mean a sales tax? I pay a sales tax for food which I would consider a lot more of a necessity than a tampon.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:02 am to
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called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.



WTF does abortion have to do with women getting their yearly check up?


she really wishes she had a dong, definitely dykin on the reg





This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 11:03 am
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11374 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:04 am to
It's my junk and I will beat the shite out of it if I want to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:08 am to
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It can further damage her reputation and ensure that no one will take her seriously in the future.


The people who voted for her probably agree with her.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:10 am to
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You serious?



Yes.

LINK /

quote:

I went in today and sat in the office. Answered questions from the nurse about my health history (flawless), mental history (flawless), and number of kids I wanted (0). 5 minutes later the surgeon comes in for his "consult". He sits down and asks me 3 distinct questions. Do you have kids? Do you want kids? Do you have a girlfriend/wife? If so, how long have you been together? No, No, and No. Instantly and without any further questions, he responded with "Well I'm not going to do the procedure then." He yakked a bit about the procedure, the cost of reversal, and then said the most offensive thing of all. "You'll change your mind. All guys your age change their mind. I don't really do this procedure on anyone under 40."



And a journal article on it (from 1974):
LINK


Just google "doctor refuse vasectomy" and you get plenty of hits.
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:11 am to
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Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina”


Sounds like she wants a Gay Tax.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:18 am to
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fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”


Do democraps enjoy aborting baby's? Because that is exactly what this would lead to if it was actually enforceable. It's either that or hypocrisy at the most extreme. Sick fricks.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 11:20 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95744 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:40 am to
They don't enjoy it. It is just a sacrament in their church of liberalism.
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