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Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:24 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:24 am
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A Democratic lawmaker in Texas has proposed legislation that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.
State Rep. Jessica Farrar, of Houston, called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.
Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, filed Friday, also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception.
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:26 am to tke857
texas sucks
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:26 am to tke857
Shocking... 
I would take the $100 fine before hitting it....
I would take the $100 fine before hitting it....
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:27 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:26 am to tke857
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A Democratic lawmaker in Texas has proposed legislation that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.
I'd be broke in like a day.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:26 am to tke857
What's the penalty for a woman's period?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:27 am to tke857
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also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception
Great so in 5 years when two lesbians use my sperm to get pregnant I can get sued for child support owed to a kid I didn't even agree to have.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:28 am to baseballmind1212
This lady sho does wish she had a wang
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:28 am to tke857
she could just email her picture to all males in the state and that would do it.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:28 am to tke857
I understand wanting to draw attention to various issues, but a law maker taking the time to propose something satirical is a giant waste of tax payers' money.
It can further damage her reputation and ensure that no one will take her seriously in the future.
It can further damage her reputation and ensure that no one will take her seriously in the future.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:52 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:29 am to tke857
aggy approved. i see what she did there, and i like it.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:29 am to RATeamWannabe
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What's the penalty for a woman's period?
We should make them go live in the woods like the old days.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:37 am to tke857
PIIHB.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:38 am to McCaigBro69
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require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.
Wait, what?
Why?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:39 am to TheCaterpillar
yeah I didnt get this either....do women need vag exams to get birth control?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:51 am to tke857
Get em in now boys, before it's too late.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:53 am to tke857
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State Rep. Jessica Farrar, of Houston, called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.
Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, filed Friday, also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception.
Ms. Farrar obviously failed HS Biology
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:55 am to tke857
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A Democratic lawmaker
This sounds like something a hardcore Republican would propose
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:55 am to tke857
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Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
I don't see the problem. She's just a LLOTOT trying to protect TD. What would happen to this place if someone choked Chicken?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:59 am to tke857
Isn't it pretty difficult to get a vasectomy? I was under the impression that doctors won't perform the operation unless the man already had children.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:02 am to tke857
It's my body.
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