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tke857
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Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
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A Democratic lawmaker in Texas has proposed legislation that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.

State Rep. Jessica Farrar, of Houston, called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.

Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, filed Friday, also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception.




Nado Jenkins83
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re: Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
texas sucks


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Shocking...

Image: http://www.outsmartmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/JessicaFarrar-HighRes.jpg


I would take the $100 fine before hitting it....
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McCaigBro69
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A Democratic lawmaker in Texas has proposed legislation that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.


I'd be broke in like a day.


RATeamWannabe
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re: Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
What's the penalty for a woman's period?


baseballmind1212
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also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception


Great so in 5 years when two lesbians use my sperm to get pregnant I can get sued for child support owed to a kid I didn't even agree to have.


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This lady sho does wish she had a wang


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bigrob385series
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re: Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken
she could just email her picture to all males in the state and that would do it.


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Bmath
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I understand wanting to draw attention to various issues, but a law maker taking the time to propose something satirical is a giant waste of tax payers' money.

It can further damage her reputation and ensure that no one will take her seriously in the future.
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aggy approved. i see what she did there, and i like it.


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fr33manator
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What's the penalty for a woman's period?



We should make them go live in the woods like the old days.


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Pavoloco83
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PIIHB.


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require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.


Wait, what?

Why?



tke857
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yeah I didnt get this either....do women need vag exams to get birth control?


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Get em in now boys, before it's too late.


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Antonio Moss
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State Rep. Jessica Farrar, of Houston, called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.

Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, filed Friday, also requires storage of the “emissions” for future conception.




Ms. Farrar obviously failed HS Biology


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A Democratic lawmaker

This sounds like something a hardcore Republican would propose


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Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Bill Proposes $100 Fine For Men Who Choke the Chicken


I don't see the problem. She's just a LLOTOT trying to protect TD. What would happen to this place if someone choked Chicken?


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THRILLHO
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Isn't it pretty difficult to get a vasectomy? I was under the impression that doctors won't perform the operation unless the man already had children.


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It's my body.


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