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re: Spinoff, What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Hamburglar edition

Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:30 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:30 am to
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nomnomnomnomnom

IWSHI


Nice

She's just trying to build up cholesterol for the baby. And isn't Reba McEntire her mother in law? I'm sure her nagging with that hardcore redneck twang is contributing to this somehow.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84904 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:32 am to
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and next summer your money would be on being within 3 weight classes of her at 20? or maybe you're just being contrarian as usual.




I posted a picture of her at her wedding less than 3 years ago. She was 31 and still in great shape.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:42 am to
The size of her neck is an indication of thyroid disease. (Hashimoto's disease) She will probably have three chins by the time she's 50.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 10:45 am to
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And isn't Reba McEntire her mother in law?


No idea if that is true, but she's gotta be twice Kelly's age and looks a helluva lot hotter!
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36116 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:06 am to
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I posted a picture of her at her wedding less than 3 years ago. She was 31 and still in great shape.



Maybe you just haven't paid attention because you don't have an interest in her? since my wife had me watching her on American Idol her weight has gone up and down dramatically over and over.

Her wedding was her last big lifetime event. Women who struggle with their weight and can then claim the baby put it on them don't tend to take it off.

Also, the wedding picture is probably about the most flattering picture possible from that day - and no doubt aided by spanx and other tricks of the fat female trade. She'll be pointing to that picture and the skinny pictures of her at 20 to her 7 year old a few years from now telling it "before mommy had you I was skinny"


ETA: thinking about it and with the history of magazines altering/photo-shopping celebrity pictures I doubt the wedding picture is unaltered. If you show me a video clip with her moving around like a skinny person that recent I'll recant and admit she really put on more than 80 or 100 pounds with just eating and getting pregnant.

The other inconsistent thing? All this talk from her attacking people who notice her weight as "body shaming". OK, if that's how you feel about it then why all the nonsense about your fiance inspiring you to be healthier and lose weight? You (and Oprah, and other famous women who gain weight) can't have it both ways. You can't be happily congratulated on your weight loss and lash out at people who notice your weight gain.
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 11:19 am
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:08 am to
Whoa, really? I wasn't expecting that. She didn't age well.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7983 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:28 am to
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Hard to believe that's the same person


Dude,

No doubt. But I met a man yesterday that had lost 130 pounds (surgery) and had he not spoken to me...there was NO WAY IN HELL I would have believed he was my manager from a previous job 2 years ago.

But it was definitely him. Not only did it look like he lost weight..but he looked 3-5 inches shorter. And people I talked with after the fact said the same thing.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11721 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:29 am to
She always had the fat girl jaw line.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16923 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:32 am to
What if you ended up marrying her when she was in original form, and then she regressed to the current form? Gaining a little weight is one thing but she is basically grotesque in those bottom pictures. Should be grounds for divorce with cause IMO.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:34 am to
Those pictures are quite old and she was about to have a baby. She did gain weight but has been very vocal about being tired of "playing the game" in the Pop world. When she was at her peak she was starving herself and it was really unhealthy for her to be as skinny as she was, probably more unhealthy than being overweight. Not that either is a good thing. Anyway, she has finished having children she says so we will see if she attempts to slim down at all or not. If she doesn't want to then she wont.


This is a video she posted this week. I think she looks good for just having had a baby. Nothing like the pictures posted:
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Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20478 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:44 am to
If she has a fat "gene" what's her excuse for the outfit? I mean wtf is she wearing?

Its laughable to think she has a "fat" gene, give me a break on that. She struggles to not overeat, period. When you have the kind of money she has, heck if you make $500k a year only there is no excuse to over eat like she does. You can afford an assistant to help you get healthy meals regularly.

In order to be that fat you have to be both very lazy and over eat a lot. Some people have higher metabolism and slower metabolism sure, but the difference is not 50 lbs.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:48 am to
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If she has a fat "gene" what's her excuse for the outfit? I mean wtf is she wearing?


She has the worst style. It really is horrible. As a huge fan I just have to shake my head at what she usually wears. Even at huge events she often wears some horrible looking dress. Occasionally she looks amazing and it is clear she let someone else style her but she usually does that on her own.

Kelly is a very laid back celebrity and likes to just be normal. That is why she doesn't hire a trainer or someone to make her meals. She doesn't want to live that kind of life. You see it making her fat she just wants to feel normal. I gave up caring about her weight a long time ago and just enjoy that insane voice of hers.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27421 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:49 am to
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net worth of $29 million


She can ride my face for less than 10% of that
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3554 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:55 am to
I had Hashimoto's disease and now an under active thyroid since that dickheaded disease destroyed something like 75% of my thyroid. it is hard to keep the weight off but if you exercise and eat right and take your synthroid, you don't get fat. Im 31 though and I've been taking my medicine everyday since I was 15 though so I dunno if that has anything to do with it.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32495 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:59 am to
Looks like she ate an extra chromosome.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 12:00 pm to
this kills me on the inside.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24358 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 12:12 pm to
Holy shite, that's horrifying
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16224 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 12:39 pm to
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and it was really unhealthy for her to be as skinny as she was, probably more unhealthy than being overweight.



Lies.

She was never medically unhealthy/underweight.
She was active and at a peak level of fitness or her height.

Emotionally she was probably miserable. Why? Because she likely eats to deal with other emotional issues and past scars.

But medically, she was healthy when she was thin.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43559 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 1:33 pm to
how unfortunate must it be to be a fat woman with no tits?
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 1:39 pm to
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