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re: Spinoff, What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Hamburglar edition

Posted on 7/28/16 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9207 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 1:43 pm to
Separated at birth?



Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:55 pm to
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Lies.

She was never medically unhealthy/underweight.
She was active and at a peak level of fitness or her height.


You are just assuming she was a normal person. She was not, she was the worlds largest pop star. It was unhealthy because she was not eating due to severe stress and depression. She was touring non stop and hating it. She was going through a battle with her record label that eventually became very public. She may have never been under-weight but you know nothing about her fitness level. Please do not be one of those idiots that assumes thinness=fitness. I am factoring in mental health, not just physical weight. Kelly is much healthier at a slightly larger size because it means she is mentally in a good place. Kelly has also said she does in fact exercise regularly.

Basically, everyone is jumping to insane conclusions based off of pictures of a woman who was probably 7 months pregnant at the time. That's just fricking stupid.
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57326 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:11 pm to
The other problem is they are just bad pictures, very unflattering clothes and no make up. Unfair to compare those to the first pictures over a decade earlier dressed for an awards show/red carpet.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15554 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:36 pm to
Lol at the girl coming in making excuses. No, she's fat and no, photo angles are not adding 70 pounds
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:39 pm to
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She is genetically fat.

She'd have to live and eat like a pro fitness model just to get as fit as pic number 2.

shite out a couple kids and north of 30? It's over. There is no going back to pic #2.

But pounding sausage mcmuffins ain't the way to go either.


This.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:23 pm to
She'd fit right in with a "people of wal mart" segment now
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66445 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:24 pm to
She always had a case of PTE.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:26 pm to
You are just like carlsmann, but your obsession is towards a fat chick. At least he's obsessed with a good looking one
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:29 pm to
I see an episode of "My 600 pound Life" in her very near future. That is absolutely disgusting.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:30 pm to
Maybe she consider wearing more flattering clothes and taking some fricking pride in her appearance.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33971 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:33 pm to
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nfair to compare those to the first pictures over a decade earlier dressed for an awards show/red carpet.



Very true. No such thing as ugly people. Only poor people.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66003 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:38 pm to
saw her an episode of the final american idol season and was like WTF? she can still sing but wow!
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84904 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:40 pm to
People apparently have no clue she was pregnant. Like super pregnant.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6529 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:52 pm to
That's really her? Wow
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84904 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:54 pm to
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ChunkyLover54


Should be right up your alley.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:16 pm to
Okay....she's mid 30's and pregnant. I can understand her being large and getting out of shape...but why is she dressed like that with no makeup or apparent concern over her appearance at all?
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6529 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:54 am to
She is
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1453 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:42 pm to
Virtually unrecognisable. Are we positive that's even her?

I know some folks who can just chow down on anything with little to no effect on their weight and then others that if they eat one thing that isn't necessarily healthy for them they put weight on immediately. Luckily I've never had a problem with that. But I know a bunch of folks who are always in a battle with their weight. I can imagine it's becomes very tiresome and disheartening always writing about what you eat.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:47 pm to
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I know some folks who can just chow down on anything with little to no effect on their weight and then others that if they eat one thing that isn't necessarily healthy for them they put weight on immediately.


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Extending this into practical terms and assuming an average expenditure of 2000kcal a day, 68% of the population falls into the range of 1840-2160kcal daily while 96% of the population is in the range of 1680-2320kcal daily. Comparing somebody at or below the 5th percentile with somebody at or above the 95th percentile would yield a difference of possibly 600kcal daily, and the chance of this occurring (comparing the self to a friend) is 0.50%, assuming two completely random persons.

To give a sense of calories, 200kcal (the difference in metabolic rate in approximately half the population) is approximately equivalent to 2 tablespoons of peanut butter, a single poptart (a package of two is 400kcal) or half of a large slice of pizza. An oreo is about 70kcal, and a chocolate bar in the range of 150-270kcal depending on brand.
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Metabolic rate does vary, and technically there could be large variance. However, statistically speaking it is unlikely the variance would apply to you. The majority of the population exists in a range of 200-300kcal from each other and do not possess hugely different metabolic rates.
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 2:05 pm to
Some say you can still hear the screams of her victims if you stand close to her stomach
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