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re: Spinoff, What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Hamburglar edition

Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:22 am to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84871 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:22 am to
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What happened to Kelly Clarkson?


Insemination.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78050 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:23 am to
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Also she's 20 in the second picture. Anyone who expects a woman to look like she did at 20 when she's 34 and has had children is crazy.
you haven't my wife
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11553 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:23 am to
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Anyone who expects a woman to look like she did at 20 when she's 34 and has had children is crazy


I hear you, but this is quite the transformation.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:24 am to
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NewIberiaHaircut


motherhood, she doesn't have the desire to get all fixed up all the time. she's a real person making real babies, i don't know why you got to be such a dick and judge her by her looks when she obviously doesn't respond to pregnancy well. She makes beautiful music a-hole.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36112 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:24 am to
those pictures are a great argument against marrying a woman when she's 20
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78050 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:27 am to
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those pictures are a great argument against marrying a woman when she's 20
nah you just need to check her mom out.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:28 am to
Britney Spears seems to be doing fine
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150710 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:28 am to
I love how gung ho she's become defending her right to be fat and not be criticized for it.

People always hated on Justin Guarini or whatever, but dude was slaying this chick in her prime and is now one of the best things on TV (Lil Sweet.).
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
16906 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:30 am to
man i was in love with the MTV era KC. lawd wah happen
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
47452 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 am to
Wait, is that really her?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84871 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:31 am to
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those pictures are a great argument against marrying a woman when she's 20








Wedding pictures from 2013. From her wedding to her 2nd child being born in April, she's been preggers for 80 out of 130 weeks.

Supposedly she's done with kids, so this topic should be shelved for a year and revisited next summer.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26989 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:33 am to
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you haven't my wife


How much did her tits cost?

What dude at her cross fit gym do you think is fricking her?



I regret being that mean as I typed it, but I'm not taking it down.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27396 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:33 am to
Uh how much money does she have?

Yeah, I'd give her a baby.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:36 am to
Um...sure, but 34 is not a reason enough for letting herself balloon up like that.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64539 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:40 am to
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From her wedding to her 2nd child being born in April, she's been preggers for 80 out of 130 weeks


I think this has a lot to do with how she's looks now. Being pregnant can and does wreak havoc on a woman's body, and not just from an aesthetics standpoint.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26989 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:42 am to
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I love how gung ho she's become defending her right to be fat and not be criticized for it.



I know. I love how people so feverishly defend being fat and unhealthy. I'm no beacon of fit light either, but when I pound chicken wings I'm not deluding myself to think it's being comfortable with myself. It's because they are delicious and I wanted to be a pig.

The ultimate health shame came when Dr. Drew said something Melissa McCarthy (I think). He really only made a point to say she was an unhealthy weight? He IS a physician who knows something about addictive behavior. Being obese is unhealthy. That is not up for social debate. Being hateful to people is terrible. That is not for social debate. Saying something is unhealthy is not being hateful.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21842 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:44 am to
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Weak genes. She was always pre-fat. Just waiting to explode when kids hit. Seems common among with whites.


Might wanna educate tourself on the disparity in female obesity in the white and black communities. Or just take a lap around a Walmart. Weak genes indeed.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21842 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:45 am to
Looks like she ate Melissa McCarthy
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78050 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:50 am to
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How much did her tits cost?

they natural, boo. pics have been posted before and she's had 2 kids.

quote:

What dude at her cross fit gym do you think is fricking her?

gotta be our pool boy because she doesn't go to a gym, she swims laps in our pool.


oh wait, i'm the pool boy
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 9:51 am
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 9:51 am to
Obesity and alcoholism are diseases, same category as cancer.

You wouldn't persecute a cancer patient, WOULD YOU??
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