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re: Spinoff- how old is too old to wear cargo shorts?

Posted on 4/14/15 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 4/14/15 at 10:47 pm to
I'd say in a coffin
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 10:54 pm to
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Who gives a frick what other grown men wear?




Queers and women.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 10:55 pm to
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Slobs wear baggy clothing. It doesn't have to be super tight, but if you're a guy that is in shape why wouldn't you wear shorts that fit well? It can only help reel in the ladies.


Cause at times you need to carry things in every pocket. It's not always about fashion, unless you're gay. Also, not all cargo shorts are baggy. Reeling in the ladies, has its time, place and proper clothing. You seem young and insecure. Good luck reeling in a lady, one day.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55810 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:04 pm to
I find the difference in responses between this thread and the flat bill thread pretty funny.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15572 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:04 pm to
It's not necessarily about fashion, but it's about looking good and presenting the best possible you. I don't think cargo shorts do that--they make you look like a teenager and not a grown man.

That said, I don't care what other people are wearing. Young-ish, educated and perfectly secure, actually--just giving my thoughts on why I wouldn't buy them. Maybe you sound old and out of touch.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261251 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Who gives a frick what other grown men wear?



Queers and women.


Yep.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:10 pm to
I have to admit I have a pair but you can't even see the pockets since they are super flat against the shorts and they don't bulge out
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:13 pm to


This GOAT wears them.
Posted by LSUSPARKY621
Dream of Californication
Member since Mar 2007
1331 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:13 pm to
"It's where I keep all my things"

This post was edited on 4/14/15 at 11:18 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22437 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:18 pm to
The big bulging pockets are slobbish for sure but I always thought the more inconspicous pockets that lay down flat looked fine. Then I was rather sharply informed that the nicer golf courses are absolutely zero tolerance in regard to cargo pockets. I still don't get the strong distaste but I don't think I've worn a pair since. There are more important battles to fight.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:19 pm to
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That said, I don't care what other people are wearing. Young-ish, educated and perfectly secure, actually--just giving my thoughts on why I wouldn't buy them. Maybe you sound old and out of touch


You said people look like slobs wearing them, you care. As you get older, become a man, raise a family, provide for them, and generally worry about important things in life, and not clothing, you will think differently. By the way, I don't wear cargo shorts, unless I'm at one of my jobs.

I'm not that old, early 40's.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:20 pm to
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Who gives a frick what other grown men wear?


Boys
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55810 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:21 pm to
And he got kicked off of a country club because of them .
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54640 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:24 pm to
frick the hate if MJ is wearing them I ain't ashamed. I got 3 pairs
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/14/15 at 11:29 pm to
he is also a billionaire laughing all the way to the bank while getting kicked out of a golf course.

shite if i was a billionaire, id wear cargo shorts on my head
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:21 am to
You probably still wear ghey arse Duck Head shorts. You probably still have a Coca-Cola shirt too, don't you, and you wear them with penny loafers with no socks?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:52 am to
Only homos care about other men's fashion
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53085 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:02 am to
I'm wearing cargo shorts right now
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18024 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:22 am to
If you ever get searched by the police, cargo shorts allow you to win that war of attrition.

How old is too old to worry about what other men wear?
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31174 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:00 am to
Real men wear whatever the frick they want and do not care about what other men think about it.

Sounds like you're a women and are trying to impress people of the same gender.
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