re: Shreveport, Lafayette, or Lake Charles

Good lord man just stop. It's so obvious you're an alter and a troll.

And even on the slim chance you're not, if those are the three places you're deciding between, just kill yourself and be done with it.

On second thought, kill yourself regardless.

As far as outdoors, Lake Charles is about as good as it gets. Sabine, Lacassine and Toledo Bend are all within driving distance. You can fish the river, numerous bayous, Lake Charles, Prien Lake, there's a good bit as far as waterborne activities are concerned

another good thing about LC is that its a quick 2 hour drive to Houston.

Ellick

Lake Charles, hands down based on qualifiers.

2 to 2 1/2 hours to Houston (Astros)

Saltwater and freshwater fishing, deer, turkey, and duck hunting all within an hour to an hour and a half drive.

And fwiw, I grew up in Lake Charles and live in the Lafayette area now. Anywhere within driving distance of Laffy is within driving distance of Lake Charles, and most of that is only good for hunting.

You can fish year round (only have 5 or 6 months of hunting), and Lake Charles is much better fishing. Toledo Bend, Lacassine NWR, and Henderson are all within an hour and a half drive or less, and the saltwater fishing is WAY better in Big Lake than Vermilion Bay.

Shreveport can't even remotely compete in this category.

To not be hungover. For your wife to bring me a biscuit. Winning lotto numbers....

Genetic mutant deer, in a pen, trained to stand sideways and hold still

Decent deer populations


I don't like sitting in the woods looking at trees