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re: OT dating experts...Need your advice trying...

Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84989 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

"something that involves a lot of wine and......

.....some kissing (no tongues), and light snuggling (think brother and sister)"?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:58 pm to
Holy wall of text.

And quit playing mind games with her.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166147 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

and I mean always send a dick pic of a half chub only


anything more than half chub is flat out creepy. What are your thoughts of older dick pics of another girl sucking on that dick? Do you think the jealousy issue would work in your favor?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:59 pm to
honestly though I'd probably send back some snide comment like

quote:

"something that involves a lot of wine and......


"and what? If it doesn't involve my d and your p it aint gonna happen"



but, then again I'm an ahole
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

a half chub only


full throttle comes off desperate, no doubt. So OP has about a twenty minute window to get the dick pic in or else he's got no shot to get past cuddle-base.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45724 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:59 pm to
Dear Wang Photo...go with some mild manscaping and a black and white photo. That way the gray hairs don't really show and it looks like you care.

Good luck.

P.S. Pube designs are trashy!!

Later folks...I'm out for a bit.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166147 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:59 pm to
quote:


.....some kissing (no tongues), and light snuggling (think brother and sister)"?



i think she's working herself up for some under shirt boob play, nothing underneath the bra of course.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84989 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:01 pm to
Haha, OP wears a manzeer?
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5776 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

I don't like the games either


then you shouldn't involve yourself with people who


do like the games



Everyone plays games player. Everyone
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
18895 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Wait, you ignored her and she texts back twice with some kind of "I miss you" or "Let's hang out" and you are wondering if you should keep it going with her?

YES YOU DOPE


This. You're an idiot. Go out with her and make sure that when you leave she KNOWS you're not just her "PIC".
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5776 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:10 pm to
quote:


Grow some fricking balls. Tell the girl how you feel and whether you want to have a relationship. Stop acting like a 13 year old girl in middle school. That's my advice


Worst advice ever lol. Girls don't respond well to this especially since the broad isnt over her long term bf
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:16 pm to
In other words, go big or go home. Turn the conversation sexual and escalate things physically and
either get her churned up or scare her away. Risky move but I guess you have to take bold chances to get firmly out of the friend zone. Good advice.
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:20 pm to
Think with your balls
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84989 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:20 pm to
Serious question. Do y'all french kiss?
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35493 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

How does this even happen?


You claim this guy as one of yours?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:22 pm to
Holy shite, you're about to frick this up. Your probably is self esteem, hers not yours. See right now she thinks she has other options because she's a catch. You need to mentally beat that thinking out of her. Any chance you get to undermine her confidence should be jumped on. Ask her if she's considered such and such diet, or talk about her probability of dying alone. Once you've broken her down, she should settle for you. You just gotta play the long game, marathon not a sprint.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:26 pm to
People on this site just don't understand the significance of the advice you post here enough
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 2:27 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:27 pm to
If you want her, you have to get her pregnant. Then, you have to tell her bf that the baby is yours. Do whatever it takes. Ruin her life, get her fired from her job, alienate her from her friends and family. Then, you will be all she has.

That's true love, my friend. Good luck
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

If you want her, you have to get her pregnant. Then, you have to tell her bf that the baby is yours. Do whatever it takes. Ruin her life, get her fired from her job, alienate her from her friends and family. Then, you will be all she has.


seems like a day on the OT
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38373 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:31 pm to
You're playing this like a boss. Keep doing what youre doing
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