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re: OT dating experts...Need your advice trying...

Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by Smalls
Southern California
Member since Jul 2009
10245 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:43 pm to
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Grow some fricking balls. Tell the girl how you feel and whether you want to have a relationship. Stop acting like a 13 year old girl in middle school. That's my advice.




Damn.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:44 pm to
I knew the OT wouldn't let me down. Great responses.

I got a few of you good...lol

P.S. Going to hang out with my FWB tomorrow (the other woman) ;)
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:44 pm to
Did you hear about the rampaging slut in Afghanistan?

You may just need to get some
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:45 pm to
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I got a few of you good...lol


so what's this supposed to mean? You were trolling?

classic "uh I fricked up my thread moment"
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Grow some fricking balls.
Wrong
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Tell the girl how you feel and whether you want to have a relationship.
Wrong
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Stop acting like a 13 year old girl in middle school.
Wrong

Horrible advice. If anything, the OP is being TOO mature right now. You're probably too old to throw rocks at her or pull her hair, but you can drive by her house really slowly or call and hang up from a pre-paid phone. This chick is obviously all about the chase so you need to pursue her as such. Ask her friends if she likes you, send her notes but do NOT talk to her like an adult.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45724 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

You're probably too old to throw rocks at her or pull her hair,

this is true
quote:

but you can drive by her house really slowly

park about a block away and walk by stealthily
quote:

call and hang up from a pre-paid phone.

I'm too lazy for all this jazz
quote:

send her notes

don't forget "check yes or no"
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166147 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:49 pm to
We need some texting screen shots. Tell her you wanna hang out too. Tell her that you want to remove her panties with your teeth
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:49 pm to
have you sent her a dick pic yet?

If you haven't, you nly have about 4 days after first txt to send one before you're friendzoned
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:49 pm to
ROFL

That's what I love about the OT. The ability to skewer someone with advice that sounds measured and sincere but basically says you're acting like a child. We'll played sir...haha.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45724 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:51 pm to
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have you sent her a dick pic yet?

If I'm on the fence about a guy, a good dick pic can definitely help me make up my mind.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

If I'm on the fence about a guy, a good dick pic can definitely help me make up my mind.


You are a lying bitch
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:53 pm to
Real time update:

Decided to quit acting like an adolescent girl and responded. I did put it all on her though and asked what she had in mind. Seemed to work. Her response was "something that involves a lot of wine and......". I like where her head is at.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45724 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

You are a lying bitch

nuh uh
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166147 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

have you sent her a dick pic yet?

If you haven't, you nly have about 4 days after first txt to send one before you're friendzoned




what if you have little dick? do you send a pic of a bigger dick? Close up of your dick? or do you decorate your dick to detract from the size issue?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:55 pm to
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

SEND THE DICK PIC NOW!
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7299 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:56 pm to
It does not seem like either one are looking for an exclusive relationship.
Why not date both women for few months until you figure out which one you want to get serious with or neither?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45724 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

what if you have little dick? do you send a pic of a bigger dick? Close up of your dick? or do you decorate your dick to detract from the size issue?

manscape...it makes all dicks look bigger
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:56 pm to
always

and I mean always send a dick pic of a half chub only
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:56 pm to
Don't be a puss and text girl No 1 back... Frick girl No 2 at the same time
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:56 pm to
Since you're giving advice and all...

Dear Noho

I'm working up the nerve to send a dick pic to my latest squeeze and I'm a bit curious about the hair situation. I'll be honest, pubes aren't my greatest feature, mostly jet black with some grey on the sides. Should I gel it down, part left or right, shave the whole thing or leave a design.

Sincerely,

Worried Wang Photo

This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 1:57 pm
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