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re: Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:51 pm to trillhog
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:51 pm to trillhog
Testicular ultrasound from a young little asian hottie. It wasn't unpleasant at all, but all I could think was "don't get hard, don't get hard, don't get hard...."
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:52 pm to Rouge
#2 Prostate exams.
#1 Seeing the inside of my bladder on TV. - Cystoscopy (sis-TOS-kuh-pee) is a procedure that allows your doctor to examine the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries urine out of your body (urethra). A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
#1 Seeing the inside of my bladder on TV. - Cystoscopy (sis-TOS-kuh-pee) is a procedure that allows your doctor to examine the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries urine out of your body (urethra). A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:53 pm to marinebioman
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and hold a towel over it.
I didn't get this instruction
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Cystoscopy
I am so, so sorry. Brother had one of those for his kidney stone.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:54 pm to LordSnow
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#1 Seeing the inside of my bladder on TV. - Cystoscopy (sis-TOS-kuh-pee) is a procedure that allows your doctor to examine the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries urine out of your body (urethra). A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
Ouchy.
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LordSnow
I would have to say winter has come with that experience.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:55 pm to marinebioman
vasectomy - lady nurse taped my junk to my stomach
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:59 pm to LordSnow
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A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:03 pm to LordSnow
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A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
I might just go ahead and die from whatever ailment calls for this procedure
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:08 pm to trillhog
The same anesthesiologist was present for two embarrassing surgeries. First was an ERCP (endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatography for all you on-medical folks). I am pretty sure I was in prone position and I KNOW they put a suppository in my behind containing a medication to prevent pancreatitis (got it anyways). Then 4 days later I went in for a biopsy gynecology related and he was there again!! So he got to see butt in the air and feet in the stirrup. He thought it was funny. I did not.
Also digital rectal exams suck EVERY single time. Almost as bad as a regular gyn exam. At one of my last ones the medical student's name was Dong. My oncologist asked "is it ok if Dong observes your visit today?". I had to work really hard to stifle that laugh. Poor Dong studied every crack in the wall and ceiling. I have a feeling gynecology-oncology is not his calling.
Also digital rectal exams suck EVERY single time. Almost as bad as a regular gyn exam. At one of my last ones the medical student's name was Dong. My oncologist asked "is it ok if Dong observes your visit today?". I had to work really hard to stifle that laugh. Poor Dong studied every crack in the wall and ceiling. I have a feeling gynecology-oncology is not his calling.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:11 pm to trillhog
G warts. At the doc now actually...
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:11 pm to jchamil
When I was 12 or 13 my mom took me to our GP to get a sports physical. My normal doc had retired a couple of months back and a young female Dr had taken over the practice. When it came time for the hernia check she looked down and said: "What's this?". Mortified I looked down as she pulled a balled up piece of blue lint (from my jeans) stuck in my pubes. Now I would just laugh, then it was like a knife in the brain.
As an aside my FIL is a doctor and one of his favorite war stories is one of his OB friends sat down for a pelvic exam (on a woman who is their social circle) and found a postage stamp right on her lips...
As an aside my FIL is a doctor and one of his favorite war stories is one of his OB friends sat down for a pelvic exam (on a woman who is their social circle) and found a postage stamp right on her lips...
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:15 pm to trillhog
Rape kit
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:16 pm to trillhog
Well, let's just say that following my surgeries last November, I was able to feed myself and that was about it. Without going into any gross details, let's just say there were certain areas I could not reach for a couple weeks.
Plus, for about a month I had to have either a nurse or my wife bathe me. Which that was not too bad actually.
Plus, for about a month I had to have either a nurse or my wife bathe me. Which that was not too bad actually.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:19 pm to trillhog
Q-tip in my dick hole
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:22 pm to Obtuse1
I had a vasectomy this past Friday. I was OK with the consultation and made sure to thoroughly shave myself before the procedure so the nurse didn't have to. Nothing was really embarrassing until the end, when the black female nurse (I know she's likely seen some hogs in her day, both professionally and personally) started to peel the surgical tape off my shaft (which was taped to my lower stomach). I squealed like a baby and she grabbed my shaft and said "it's ok, I'll be as gentle as I can," and proceeded to slowly take the tape off.
I felt like a child, but that shite hurt.
I felt like a child, but that shite hurt.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:26 pm to trillhog
I was getting checked for a hernia and the doctor was a fairly attractive blonde female. I dropped trow, she put her gloves on then pointed towards my peen and asked can you throw that over your shoulder please.
I was quite embarrassed.
I was quite embarrassed.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:26 pm to TheFonz
Being photographed nude. Medical pros of both sexes commenting and entering observations in tablet.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:28 pm to trillhog
genital warts, more than once.
me
me
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:29 pm to LordSnow
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#1 Seeing the inside of my bladder on TV. - Cystoscopy (sis-TOS-kuh-pee) is a procedure that allows your doctor to examine the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries urine out of your body (urethra). A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
I've always I would kill myself before submitting to that indignity.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:30 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Had electrode treatment on my back very good looking woman rubbing oil on my back and legs. Well roscoe got hard and came alive. Had my underwear on. She told me to roll over on my back. She then got a surprise. I was proud showing it off. Sure she sees this all the time
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:38 pm to trillhog
Worked in a local branch that closed, lost retirement commission, etc.
About a year later, I got sick, really sick. Wife said to go to the new doctor close to the house. He was in the same building, exam room was my actual office. When he told me he needed to do a check I started laughing. He said most guys don't laugh; I told him: "that would be twice I got reamed in this office; literally."
About a year later, I got sick, really sick. Wife said to go to the new doctor close to the house. He was in the same building, exam room was my actual office. When he told me he needed to do a check I started laughing. He said most guys don't laugh; I told him: "that would be twice I got reamed in this office; literally."
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