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re: Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:30 pm to trillhog
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:30 pm to trillhog
Actually what was worse that the vasectomy was back in college when I was banging numerous random sluts and awakened one day to find a wart on my dick. Having it examined by the doctor was quite embarrassing.
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:33 pm to trillhog
I put the gown on backwards and laid on my back on the exam table. The nurse came in and asked me to sit up and turn the gown around.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:33 pm to samson73103
quote:Bruh that was cancer. Dick cancer
awakened one day to find a wart on my dick
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:34 pm to marinebioman
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all over my sack while telling me to let my penis lay on my stomach
Not so subtle my penis reaches my stomach brag. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:34 pm to samson73103
quote:
Actually what was worse that the vasectomy was back in college when I was banging numerous random sluts and awakened one day to find a wart on my dick. Having it examined by the doctor was quite embarrassing.
Bet it was even more embarrasing when you had to call your sister and tell her she might want to consult her doctor.............
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:35 pm to ClampClampington
I threw up all over the Orthodontist's office when I was 13. They were doing some adjustments, and the stupid tech dropped something down my throat, I immediately started gagging and she helped me sit up and hit me on the back to dislodge it. It was right after school and my whole lunch covered about 4 feet of their carpeted floor. I've never seen a room clear out so fast.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:36 pm to trillhog
The whole thing about a vasectomy.
First it was the consultation. Had to drop my draws while he sat on a little stool fondling my balls and all the inner working plumbing
Then for the procedure while the decent looking chick is shaving my small flaccid penis, the doctor walks in with 2 other guys ( guessing students) and ask if I mind if they observe. Luckily that little muscle relaxer had me feeling good enough that I really didn't care... at that point.
First it was the consultation. Had to drop my draws while he sat on a little stool fondling my balls and all the inner working plumbing
Then for the procedure while the decent looking chick is shaving my small flaccid penis, the doctor walks in with 2 other guys ( guessing students) and ask if I mind if they observe. Luckily that little muscle relaxer had me feeling good enough that I really didn't care... at that point.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:36 pm to trillhog
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Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office
For me, a rectal examination. I don't care how many times you have done it before, it's humiliating.
For the doctor, his glove fell off while giving me a rectal examination.
Made for an awkward conversation after the procedure was done. We didn't shake hands as I left the room.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:36 pm to trillhog
I had a ureter stent placed years ago after a nasty kidney stone. Let me tell you this, they way they fasten that wire coming out of your hole will make you think of anything to avoid a boner.
Anyways, comes time to take it out and the doc starts to slowly pull it out - and it feels like pissing jello. He gets to the end and the stent pops out, followed by a nice stream of piss. He said, don't worry it happens all the time.
Anyways, comes time to take it out and the doc starts to slowly pull it out - and it feels like pissing jello. He gets to the end and the stent pops out, followed by a nice stream of piss. He said, don't worry it happens all the time.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:37 pm to trillhog
Working in healthcare you get to know the employees. So getting a once over by a female dermatologist is quite interesting.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:38 pm to marinebioman
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a fairly attractive middle-aged woman had to rub the gel all over my sack while telling me to let my penis lay on my stomach and hold a towel over it.
Subtle brag
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:40 pm to trillhog
Had 4 extremely hot nursing students watch my Dr. ram a camera into my intestines.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:43 pm to thetigerman
Partied at the Enlisted Club one night. Danced with a "groto-potomous" Navy sloot and went home (alone)
The Next day I am covered head to toe in a rash. Not itchy, just a marbly blotchy red.
The Navy Corpsman takes down my story and has me show him the rash. He laughs his arse off and gets all of his colleagues to "check out what happened to this dude after dancing with a chick at the E-Club"
It was classified as contact dermatitis and is thought to have been an allergic reaction to her perfume. It's still the only time that it has happened to me.
The Next day I am covered head to toe in a rash. Not itchy, just a marbly blotchy red.
The Navy Corpsman takes down my story and has me show him the rash. He laughs his arse off and gets all of his colleagues to "check out what happened to this dude after dancing with a chick at the E-Club"
It was classified as contact dermatitis and is thought to have been an allergic reaction to her perfume. It's still the only time that it has happened to me.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:44 pm to trillhog
At my physical for getting into the military I had to drop my pants, bend over, and spread my cheeks so the Dr. could check me for hemmoroids
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:47 pm to trillhog
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:47 pm to trillhog
I went for my snip. The pre-op visit had the Dr and this ugly arse beast nurse assisting him.
When I went for the real deal I was hopped up on valium AND a Lortab 10. I am giggly and ready for my close-up and in walks this smokin HOT suicide girl( kinda skinny and pale with short dark hair and tats. she was beautiful) nurse to assist him.
I babbled "uhhh uhh Doc, that's not the same assistant as last time.", and I covered my pecker by instinct. Was very awkward and embarrassed me.
True.
When I went for the real deal I was hopped up on valium AND a Lortab 10. I am giggly and ready for my close-up and in walks this smokin HOT suicide girl( kinda skinny and pale with short dark hair and tats. she was beautiful) nurse to assist him.
I babbled "uhhh uhh Doc, that's not the same assistant as last time.", and I covered my pecker by instinct. Was very awkward and embarrassed me.
True.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:49 pm to trillhog
Finger in the butt
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:50 pm to DarthRebel
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DarthRebel
if one could only remove jenna haze's voicebox
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:51 pm to ClampClampington
I see he met Jenny. Jenny warts.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:51 pm to marinebioman
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Just recently had an ultrasound on my balls bc i found a lump...a fairly attractive middle-aged woman had to rub the gel all over my sack while telling me to let my penis lay on my stomach and hold a towel over it. And the lump was not cancer...found that out yesterday!
Yeah gel to the balls is also my most embarrassing. I also had a pretty hot chick do mine.
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