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re: Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:06 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:06 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
I had a cystoscope one time. They knocked me out for the procedure. They didn't tell me the next 3 days would be a marathon of pissing razor blades and lemon juice
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:07 pm to trillhog
The first time they did the turn your head and cough test on me when I was in middle school the doctors hands were cold so for some reason it made me laugh when he cupped my balls.... Yeah,,it was awkward
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:09 pm to tiger94gop
I had just come out of heart surgery and was still hopped up on pain killers. My whole family was there to make sure I was okay. After they left my (soon to be) wife was like "DAMN GAR PUT THAT THING AWAY YOU JUST SHOWED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY HOW HARD YOU ARE." I looked down and my pants were tented, being propped up by the towel they taped to my leg to cover the incision they made in my leg to get up to my heart.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:10 pm to thetigerman
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Anyways, comes time to take it out and the doc starts to slowly pull it out - and it feels like pissing jello.
Umm...is pissing jello supposed to feel bad? Or good?
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:17 pm to UGATiger26
Popping a big bonner when having a hot Doctor shaving my crotch area when having a heart cath done. Guess not enough drugs were giving. I see this doctor now and then and she just smiles. 
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:22 pm to trillhog
When I was 17 I was involved in a fight with some guys at my HS and lost a toof in the process. I could've sworn the dentist said TO eat before the procedure so I did.
Welp, once the gas mask went on, all of my breakfast decided to rear itself and went all into the mask and onto me and the chair. Even my mom was laughing at me Bitch.
Welp, once the gas mask went on, all of my breakfast decided to rear itself and went all into the mask and onto me and the chair. Even my mom was laughing at me
Bitch.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:24 pm to trillhog
When I went to get my updated shots to go to LSU, we didn't have a primary physician. My mom just sent me to one that was close to the house.
I walk into the office, and it is populated and staffed with all gay guys. No kidding. It was a little disconcerting.
So my name is called, and I go to into the room. The Dr. walks in, and he has the gay too. More disconcerting.
He gives me a physical - while being looked on by his gay assistant (nurse?) with pink hair, a tie dye tshirt, and womanly dangling earrings - and during the turn and cough part, he grabs my crank and says "Are you using this thing?" Very, Very disconcerting.
"Um, yes," I reply.
"Good" he said, and told me to get dressed. The whole time the assistant was staring at me. Looking back, I wonder if this really was a Dr.'s office.
I walk into the office, and it is populated and staffed with all gay guys. No kidding. It was a little disconcerting.
So my name is called, and I go to into the room. The Dr. walks in, and he has the gay too. More disconcerting.
He gives me a physical - while being looked on by his gay assistant (nurse?) with pink hair, a tie dye tshirt, and womanly dangling earrings - and during the turn and cough part, he grabs my crank and says "Are you using this thing?" Very, Very disconcerting.
"Um, yes," I reply.
"Good" he said, and told me to get dressed. The whole time the assistant was staring at me. Looking back, I wonder if this really was a Dr.'s office.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:33 pm to fishfighter
Just had a heart cath done last Thursday. Can't tell you how many of the nurses kept referring to where the cath went in as the "site". Of course being drugged up I just pushed it that much farther.
My wife had to ask me to please stop asking the nurses if they want to look at your site. The cardio that put the stent in was Dr. Hyde. I asked him if he and Dr. Jekyll where still not talking to each other.
My wife had to ask me to please stop asking the nurses if they want to look at your site. The cardio that put the stent in was Dr. Hyde. I asked him if he and Dr. Jekyll where still not talking to each other.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:42 pm to jchamil
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I might just go ahead and die from whatever ailment calls for this procedure
You have the option of anesthesia during the procedure. First you get valium so you don't give a shite that they're about to jam two feet of camera up your dick. Then, right before they begin, they propofol your arse into oblivion so you have zero recollection of the urologist jamming two feet of camera up your dick. You wake up with that orange betadine shite all over your crotch looking like Chester Cheetah gave you a blowjob, but you're blissfully unaware of two feet of camera right up your dick and it only burns slightly when you pee the first few times.
Best $300 not covered by insurance ever.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:42 pm to trillhog
I had torsion a few years back(when blood flow gets cut off from one of the two veg). In 36 hrs one had swollen to the size of a softball. Had to have an MRI done one it....the young female rad tech that had to lube down and scan will never be the same. Between the actual injury and me mf'ing her becaus she was rubbing it like she was kneading dough.
My then wife was in the room....she says that was her most embarrassing moment in life.
My then wife was in the room....she says that was her most embarrassing moment in life.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 3:58 pm to trillhog
Gripped my balls
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:17 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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it only burns slightly
lol, have you had it done? Because it more than burns slightly. at least for me. And I was awake for it... I dont recall if I was offered General for it. The valium, didnt really help either.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:22 pm to LordSnow
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lol, have you had it done? Because it more than burns slightly. at least for me. And I was awake for it... I dont recall if I was offered General for it. The valium, didnt really help either.
Yep. Took my mom to lunch high as a kite afterwards for being a good sport and driving me. Didn't burn much at all. The Chong Qing Spicy Chicken we split burned more.
Maybe your junk was a little snugger fit on the camera than mine was?
Also, get a better doctor. When the phrase "two feet of camera up your junk" is in play, "twilight sedation" sure as frick better be.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:22 pm to trillhog
This is an honest to God story. I went in for a vasectomy and the doctor was introducing everybody around the table for some reason and he said "And this is your nurse Cheryl". I looked at her and recognized her as my friends ex girlfriend. I said "Cheryl?" and she said "Broke"? The doctor said, well isn't this uncomfortable. I didn't know what to say so I said "It's ok doc, Cheryl's already seen this anyway". I expected to wake up with shite permanent markered on my dick but they were very professional while I was knocked out. Who knows what happened. My first thought though was "Cold operating room shrinkage"
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:25 pm to fishfighter
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Popping a big bonner when having a hot Doctor shaving my crotch area when having a heart cath done. Guess not enough drugs were giving. I see this doctor now and then and she just smiles
The Dr shaved your junk? Isn't that usually left to a tech or a nurse?
You missed your chance to hook up with an MD bro
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:30 pm to Tigeralum2008
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You missed your chance to hook up with an MD bro
He was a cardiac patient. That hot doctor might've been enough to kill him.
Truly a "don't care, had sex" moment.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 4:57 pm to trillhog
Is not getting a finger stuck up your anus the most? I'd love to hear worse. 
Posted on 9/26/17 at 5:00 pm to Polycarp
I had to stand in front of a male doctor and drop my pants so he could grab my dick to swab it to test for an STD. It hurt like hell and was horrible.
Luckily I was all clean.
Luckily I was all clean.
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 9/26/17 at 5:01 pm to trillhog
Now I'm not saying I've ever taken the services of a professional companion before, but I would imagine it would be cheaper than me paying a urologist 75.00 copay to juggle my jubblies for five minutes....going mhmm, mhmm...does this hurt, mhmm...ok, everything seems fine
Posted on 9/26/17 at 5:07 pm to UGATiger26
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Umm...is pissing jello supposed to feel bad? Or good?
I guess that's up to the individual
For me, it was uncomfortable.
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