re: Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office

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Is not getting a finger stuck up your anus the most? I'd love to hear worse.

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Actually, I have had digital prostrate exams, a couple by fairly good looking PAs. Wasn't that bad, pretty routine seeming.

But when I had my prostrate biopsy, there was just something really embarrassing about the good looking assistant being in the room as the urologist was shoving what felt like a baseball bat up my A hole.

I was completely out for my colonoscopy, but I imagine I would have felt like shite (rimshot) if I was awake for that one too.

Yes, one little r makes a lot of difference

I puked all over the place at the dentist as a kid. That's about it

First time my GP gave me a prostate exam. He had a hot female student with him to observe. As I leaned over the table, she got behind me and crouched down like an umpire calling balls and strikes. Couldn't have been more embarrassed.

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Annual physical in the military with the prostate digital rectal exam at the end.

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You cum?

That little r is the only thing separating you laying down on the floor for a little seista and a giant man finger being stuck up your a-hole

i was at ft. benning. been out in the field a while. got a bad case of jock itch.

went to sick call when we got back.

so i'm standing there with my pants around my ankles and my shirt pulled up. young female nurse moving everything around, checking it out.

she leaves the room for something and leaves the door wide open. i'm standing there, and for 3 or 4 minutes about 4 or 5 women start coming in and out the room to get things. bunch of people passing in the hallway. then she comes back with a female doc. she checks everything out for a minute or so. tells me to bend over, spreads my cheeks, etc. then they both start rubbing ointment all over. was standing at full attention when they finished.

best case of jock itch i ever had.

80+ year old woman telling me I was a bad boy, needed a spankin', and "(she) sho' would like to be the one to give it to (me). Uh huh. A bad boy. Need a spankin'"


Went on for a solid 45-60 seconds. My nurse laughed pretty hard. We still joke about it. I no longer offer house calls to that specific patient.

I'd always take advantage of the free STD checks at LSU.

Those bitches would just throw the paperwork at you like I was some caustic, VD riddled whore.

Prostate gland pressed until I almost passed out. Called a prostate massage.