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Married men, give advice to the young gentlemen of the OT about women

Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:13 am
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:13 am
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This post was edited on 2/11/17 at 8:35 pm
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7284 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
Exercise your pimp hand. Keep it strong just in case.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65921 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
someone has to frick the ugly ones
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
How she treats her daddy (or lack thereof) is how she will treat you.
Posted by JB Bama
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Sep 2008
2669 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
Do you just recycle Clay Travis articles?

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28174 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
Be the leader of the home and embrace responsibility.

Do these two things and the marriage will be easy and enjoyable.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
If you can stomach it, try and get gay. Men are easier to deal with and will make more sense. Some fat guys even have boobs, so there ya go.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
I don't care how much sex you think you're gonna have after marriage. You're wrong
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 am to
1. Don't listen to the OT for advice
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am to
Idk. That doesnt really sound fulfilling. Sounds like a repetitive cycle that has a negative net result.

Sell me on this more. Besides all the unfulfilling sex that you are constantly having with different women, what else do you get?
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22319 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am to
Never, ever have a threesome with another chick in your social circle. This is why God made strippers.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am to
If it flies, floats or fricks, you're better off renting.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65921 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am to
quote:

1. Don't listen to the OT for advice





Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28174 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:17 am to
quote:

unfulfilling sex


You're doing it wrong.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:17 am to
Emotions;

- She has them.
- You cannot understand them.
- Do not waste your time trying.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16166 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:17 am to
my s.o. has a once a week washing clothes policy. its starting to really piss me off.

she even had the gull to tell me last night "I wanna have sex but I don't want to do any work"

i'm married already and she don't even have a ring on her finger
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:19 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26995 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:18 am to
Don't be afraid of being shot down.

My buddy was a poon slayer. He got shot down countless times. Gave zero fricks. If it were baseball his batting average would be Mendoza line. But if you try with 5-10 women that is 1-2 hits.

I always spotted up one or two per night and waited. By the time I got around to them, if they were quality, they already got snagged. Or a fatty would hit me up and who turns down easy poon? Or the one girl I spotted up and got to talk to shot me down. Leaving me bitter then drunk.
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2175 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:18 am to
Once you get married the ring you wear will be like blood to a shark for some women. Try to avoid places with these women .........it will not end well.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Besides all the unfulfilling sex that you are constantly having with different women, what else do you get?



Off, mostly
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:19 am to
Never get married.
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