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Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife

Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:57 pm
Posted by tbabino
Member since Aug 2014
1537 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:57 pm
Women NEVER admit to being wrong.
About anything.
Ever.
And the louder they protest, the more wrong/guilty they are.

Just accept it as fact.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5461 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
Dont get married.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
You can’t turn a housewife into a ho
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5461 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

You can’t turn a housewife into a ho


Or a ho into a housewife.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:01 pm to
DONT frickING DO IT.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:01 pm to
God made them that way and they can’t help it.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41684 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:02 pm to
If she doesn’t do it now, she never will.
If she only does it every once in a while now, she’ll stop doing it altogether in a few years.
Posted by BigD45
Chambers County, TX
Member since Feb 2007
1153 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:05 pm to
They're all bat shite crazy, but it beats batting for the other team.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42108 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:06 pm to
Y’all marry some crazy women
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20298 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:08 pm to
Sometimes it’s just easier to fap than to deal with the wife
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5901 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:08 pm to
Live with her for a minimum of five years. Make sure she really likes giving BJs.
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
19274 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:08 pm to
Ask your future FIL if his wife is crazy (and to what scale), because the daughter will be the exact same
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5461 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:09 pm to
Hot crazy matrix
quote:

Y’all marry some crazy women


All women are at least a 4 crazy...man, everyone knows that.
This post was edited on 9/5/21 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17045 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:11 pm to
Don’t do it.

Getting laid is really easy. You don’t need to be married for sex. Condoms work

Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
1633 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:11 pm to
No matter how hard the manual labor or yard work it is that you are doing, the period of time you have abandoned your wife to be alone with the kids is infinitely more difficult on her and so much harder than your backbreaking labor.
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
14876 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:12 pm to
You can play by all the rules, just remember the rules change without notification and you are expected to know they changed.

Count your blessings and learn to forget quickly
Posted by dale10
The Red Stick
Member since May 2006
928 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:12 pm to
If you marry for the right reason, which in my humble opinion is you really love her, then love her at her worst. Even when her craziness is on full show, be kind, respectful, and love her.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:13 pm to
Wtf is this supposed to mean?
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15388 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:14 pm to
During your engagement, put a penny in a jar every time y’all have sex. After you get married, take a penny out of the jar after you guys have sex. I guarantee you’ll go many many years after your wedding and still have pennies in that jar.
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1272 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:15 pm to
Do not do tricks for rewards.
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