re: Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife

If you get married and your wife is angry just tell her to calm down. Works well.

If she starts using emotional blackmail and changing the subject to personal attacks against you, that means you won. Don’t get angry, don’t acknowledge them, just leave. Literally say nothing, grab the keys, leave your phone, and go to the bar or wherever. Let her stew in her wrongness without playing her game. Women want to turn a logic argument into an emotional one because that’s the arena that they know and are most comfortable in. The key is to not acknowledge the emotional baited hook. She is trying to get you to lose your cool, raise your voice, get emotional, and say or do something you’ll regret so that she can hold it against you, make you apologize for it, and get her way. She can’t argue with you or pick a fight if you’re not there. Make it clear that you not only won’t tolerate that behavior, but you won’t even acknowledge it. She’ll change tactics or she’ll learn to admit when she’s wrong.

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If she starts using emotional blackmail and changing the subject to personal attacks against you, that means you won. Don’t get angry, don’t acknowledge them, just leave. Literally say nothing, grab the keys, leave your phone, and go to the bar or wherever. Let her stew in her wrongness without playing her game.

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It only took me about 15 years of marriage to learn this tactic. This is very solid advice.

Marry a rich girl. All girls want to be take of. They all say “I can’t wait to be a mom”. What they don’t realize is a mom takes care of the entire house. You need to make sure your wife has money to pay for the nanny and maid; cause she ain’t doing that.

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give advice to single men

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They never forget anything.

It might take 5 years but anything you've done that she perceived as wrong is getting stored in her head and will come up when you least expect it,

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It only took me about 15 years of marriage to learn this tactic. This is very solid advice.

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It took me a year and a half. She baited me, basically shamed me for a medical condition that I had a doctor’s appointment scheduled. I raised my voice. She threw something. I swatted it away. She then tried to kick me, I blocked it with my leg, and she acted like I hit her and started crying. I apologized and caved (like the dumb arse I was) and thought that was the end of it.

Then, the next time we had an argument, like a week later, she claimed I hit her. The second she said that, I literally just turned around and left.

Whatever your hobbies/passions are, make sure she’s supportive of your pursuing them. Explain to her that these things are paramount to you being a happy, fulfilled person and that you have no intention of giving them up and you will not be “asking permission” to do them. If she can’t accept that, if she intends to make you feel guilty for doing them or getting all pissed every time you want to go, DO NOT MARRY said woman. Make sure you are on the same page with her about this.

If she won’t give you regular blowjobs, do not marry this woman. In fact, break up with her immediately. When she asks why, tell her the blunt truth about this. “I need to be with a woman who truly likes sucking my dick”.


Also, if she comes from a rich family that’s not insane, you should marry her.

The whole sex and blowjobs disappear thing after marriage is a bit of a myth in my experience.

Now after the first kid is born, yea it’s a bit of a desert for a while. Don’t worry though, it’s a veritable monsoon of blowjobs after the second child. Trust me.

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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho

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Ughh…yeah you can.