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re: Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife
Posted on 9/5/21 at 4:59 pm to Blitzed
Posted on 9/5/21 at 4:59 pm to Blitzed
There's a lot of married men here whose wives don't want to have sex...
I'm going on 15 years with the same woman and I have a hard time keeping her off me. Sometimes, I just want to chill and watch TV.
I'm going on 15 years with the same woman and I have a hard time keeping her off me. Sometimes, I just want to chill and watch TV.
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Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:00 pm to RougeDawg
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Live with her for a minimum of five years. Make sure she really likes giving BJs.
This is like 5% of women. The 5% are the good ones.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:01 pm to tbabino
marry your best friend
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:03 pm to tbabino
Live together a long time before getting engaged
Have a lot of sex and other stuff and make sure you’re compatible and she doesn’t lose libido over time
Have a private toilet room in your bathroom or separate bathrooms
Have a lot of sex and other stuff and make sure you’re compatible and she doesn’t lose libido over time
Have a private toilet room in your bathroom or separate bathrooms
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:07 pm to ned nederlander
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Don’t worry though, it’s a veritable monsoon of blowjobs after the second child. Trust me.
Lies.
I get like 6 blow jobs a year. Birthday, Father’s Day, and random nights we go out to concerts and she chugs tequila.
And honestly I’m good with that, lots of other activity.
This post was edited on 9/5/21 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:15 pm to ned nederlander
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it’s a veritable monsoon of blowjobs after the second child
Do you refer to the time between blowjob monsoons “the dry season”?
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:18 pm to CatfishJohn
Blowjob??? What’s that???
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:26 pm to tbabino
The P is gonna get old, after you smash it every way possible and then have to put up with "her" you'll get to a point where it's more of a job than fun.
Like when you are going to sleep and she wants you to smash it for 45 minutes, she lays on her back relaxing while you my as well be running around the block. then complains because you didn't last long enough.
None of us ever thought we would turn down a piece of arse
Like when you are going to sleep and she wants you to smash it for 45 minutes, she lays on her back relaxing while you my as well be running around the block. then complains because you didn't last long enough.
None of us ever thought we would turn down a piece of arse
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:32 pm to tbabino
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Women NEVER admit to being wrong.
About anything.
Ever.
And the louder they protest, the more wrong/guilty they are.
Just accept it as fact.
Fact. You can prove your point with indisputable evidence. Doesn't matter.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:33 pm to The Torch
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The P is gonna get old, after you smash it every way possible
That's when you hit em with that gift of rejuvenation surgery for the virginia. Like a renovation, and you can choose the package and specify the preferred options.
This post was edited on 9/5/21 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:35 pm to tbabino
Look at her mama before you marry, because you're marrying a younger version of her mama.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:35 pm to The Torch
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Like when you are going to sleep and she wants you to smash it for 45 minutes, she lays on her back relaxing while you my as well be running around the block. then complains because you didn't last long enough.
These are the same women that complain about how the romance has gone out of their relationship and how their man never takes them out dancing anymore. Both partners need to put in the effort to satisfy the other and make sure they can be satisfied in turn.
A lot of women fake orgasms rather than communicate their dissatisfaction with their husband's lovemaking. This creates several problems.
First, the husband thinks he's doing a good job, and thus doesn't see any reason to change what he's doing so she continues to have unsatisfying sex.
Second, the longer this continues, the more frustration and resentment builds up and the less respect the wife has for the husband.
Third, once she starts lying to save her husband's ego or save him from a burden, she will start lying more and more and more until it snowballs.
Marriage requires two equal partners each pulling in the same direction to make it work. It requires trust and communication. If y'all aren't working together and instead just pointing fingers in the blame game, you'll pull apart.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:36 pm to tbabino
Just ask for what you want in the bedroom. The spontaneity for sure died off after two kids but she’s been more than willing to dust off the old playbook if I ask for it.
I also echo the just listen to her complain and don’t offer advice. It’s not even clear to me that my wife wants to solve the problem so much as complain about it.
I also echo the just listen to her complain and don’t offer advice. It’s not even clear to me that my wife wants to solve the problem so much as complain about it.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:38 pm to kingbob
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If she starts using emotional blackmail and changing the subject to personal attacks against you, that means you won. Don’t get angry, don’t acknowledge them, just leave. Literally say nothing, grab the keys, leave your phone, and go to the bar or wherever. Let her stew in her wrongness without playing her game. Women want to turn a logic argument into an emotional one because that’s the arena that they know and are most comfortable in. The key is to not acknowledge the emotional baited hook. She is trying to get you to lose your cool, raise your voice, get emotional, and say or do something you’ll regret so that she can hold it against you, make you apologize for it, and get her way. She can’t argue with you or pick a fight if you’re not there. Make it clear that you not only won’t tolerate that behavior, but you won’t even acknowledge it. She’ll change tactics or she’ll learn to admit when she’s wrong.
Young bucks, this is what a real man does. He controls a situation without becoming emotional, unstable or violent. He has confidence in and control of himself and doesn't respond or react to threats or bait.
When you hear women say "Where are all the REAL men?", this is what they mean. Boys fight with them and react to and put up with their emotional bullshite.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:39 pm to STLDawg
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Just ask for what you want in the bedroom. The spontaneity for sure died off after two kids but she’s been more than willing to dust off the old playbook if I ask for it.
You gotta be careful of this though. Some of them can be annoyed at that approach. Sometimes you just gotta grab them by hooha and take what's yours.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:40 pm to STLDawg
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I also echo the just listen to her complain and don’t offer advice. It’s not even clear to me that my wife wants to solve the problem so much as complain about it.
It's not that they don't want the problem solved. It's that they want their time to vent. They may want the problem solved, but what's important right now is their emotional state caused by the problem. If you interrupt their vent session with solutions, they feel like you're ignoring their emotional state, and thus don't care about them. They want you to emote with them and let them release the stress they've built up all day. Later on, you can go back and address the problem, especially if it's fixable without her having to do anything.
This post was edited on 9/5/21 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:42 pm to kingbob
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If she starts using emotional blackmail and changing the subject to personal attacks against you, that means you won. Don’t get angry, don’t acknowledge them, just leave. Literally say nothing, grab the keys, leave your phone, and go to the bar or wherever. Let her stew in her wrongness without playing her game. Women want to turn a logic argument into an emotional one because that’s the arena that they know and are most comfortable in. The key is to not acknowledge the emotional baited hook. She is trying to get you to lose your cool, raise your voice, get emotional, and say or do something you’ll regret so that she can hold it against you, make you apologize for it, and get her way. She can’t argue with you or pick a fight if you’re not there. Make it clear that you not only won’t tolerate that behavior, but you won’t even acknowledge it. She’ll change tactics or she’ll learn to admit when she’s wrong.
This is good advice. Don’t fight with her. It’s pointless. You will always lose. Even if you’re right, you’ll say it wrong. Just walk away and don’t deal with the foolishness. She’s eventually realize she can’t control you that way. This goes the same for women to men, by the way. Irrational fighting is totally worthless.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 5:50 pm to Stiles
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It has been proven that there is a single food item that makes women fat after they eat it.
Wedding cake
It also kills female libido
Posted on 9/5/21 at 6:03 pm to Big Gorilla
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Or a ho into a housewife.
With enough money I could.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 6:20 pm to kingbob
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It's not that they don't want the problem solved. It's that they want their time to vent. They may want the problem solved, but what's important right now is their emotional state caused by the problem. If you interrupt their vent session with solutions, they feel like you're ignoring their emotional state, and thus don't care about them. They want you to emote with them and let them release the stress they've built up all day. Later on, you can go back and address the problem, especially if it's fixable without her having to do anything.
Lulz. Sounds like a woman who is trying to tell you that she needs a hard fricking to clear her head.
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