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Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:37 pm to Big Gorilla
quote:Indeed. And you'll have 5-10 "girlfriends" a year without even trying.
Dont get married.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:39 pm to djangochained
quote:
You can’t turn a housewife into a ho
Not true
You know, I heard about this guy, he owned this factory where they’d make heavy machinery.
He married this stripper, and she was constantly cheating on him. They fought all the time. Well time goes by, dude buys this big piece of heavy equipment, From his factory.
Digs a big pool with it. Then people realize they haven’t heard from the wife in a while. Investigation starts. The last footage they have of them together is him taking her into the smelting shop one night.
So they search the factory, top to bottom, can’t find her. So then they think about the pool. They’ve got him.
They drain the pool, bust up all the concrete, dig up the ground under it. Can’t find a trace of her. They have to let the guy go.
Here’s a pic of him.
Moral of the story:
You can’t make a housewife out of a hoe, but you can make a hoe out of a housewife.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:40 pm to tbabino
There’s no such thing as unlimited pussy. It becomes rationed after marriage and stops after she’s done having children.
They take all of your money.
You will never get to realize most of your dreams.
You will have to work until you’re so tired and broken down you can’t really enjoy your few years of retirement.
She will outlive you by at least 20 years.
They take all of your money.
You will never get to realize most of your dreams.
You will have to work until you’re so tired and broken down you can’t really enjoy your few years of retirement.
She will outlive you by at least 20 years.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:41 pm to tbabino
It has been proven that there is a single food item that makes women fat after they eat it.
Wedding cake.
Wedding cake.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:41 pm to tbabino
All women are whores except your mother and your daughter. Never ever say that in front of your wife.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:42 pm to sec13rowBBseat28
quote:
During your engagement, put a penny in a jar every time y’all have sex. After you get married, take a penny out of the jar after you guys have sex. I guarantee you’ll go many many years after your wedding and still have pennies in that jar.
Because Jody keeps putting pennies in the jar.
shite, he puts Nickels in!
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:42 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
I say whatever I want to my wife. Some of y’all are sissies in blue shirts.
How do you get out of her babbling about stupid shite that takes a 30 second convo but to her it needs an ongoing 5 min discussion?
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:44 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:45 pm to tbabino
quote:
Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife
Do not rush into marriage. No matter how good looking she is or how lonely you are. Make sure you and her are compatible. Know as much as you can about her, including her moods.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:45 pm to tbabino
I find it interesting that those who post first are generally negative, and speaking from a position of a failed marriage. It's like a business. Do something good and 10 people hear about it. Do something bad and 100 people hear about it.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:46 pm to tbabino
quote:
Women NEVER admit to being wrong.
Yup. My wife knocked my coffee cup off the table. She told me I shouldn't leave coffee cups all over the place. A couple of weeks later I knocked her water glass off the table and I was told that I need to watch what I'm doing.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:47 pm to kywildcatfanone
And spend a lot of time getting to know future in-laws, particularly the future mil, that’s a glimpse into your future.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:48 pm to John Casey
quote:
No matter how hard the manual labor or yard work it is that you are doing, the period of time you have abandoned your wife to be alone with the kids is infinitely more difficult on her and so much harder than your backbreaking labor
Yessss and her folding 4 towels is equivalent to the 3 or 4 hours per week you spent outside maintaining the yard
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:56 pm to LSUintheNW
quote:
How do you get out of her babbling about stupid shite that takes a 30 second convo but to her it needs an ongoing 5 min discussion?
If you don’t listen, Jody will.
See, women do not see their thoughts and emotions as being compartmentalized from their sense of self. So, if you try to get her to stop babbling on about random crap that doesn’t matter, she feels it as a personal attack on her self or a rejection. Her word vomit is more intimate to her than sex. She’s sharing all that nonsense with you because she trusts you. If you reject that or try to censor it, it feels, to her, akin to her getting naked and throwing herself at you and you saying “put some clothes back on, I’m watching the game!”
See, all that nonsense must be vented for a reason. Not only are women’s thoughts and emotions not compartmentalized from their sense of self, but they’re also incapable of compartmentalizing their daily experiences. To them, every little detail matters, and must be shared, or else it builds up and they cannot sleep. This daily download has to be dealt with in order for her to function.
You need to encourage this word vomit and learn to harness its power. Learn what is stressing her, learn how to fix it without being seen trying or asking how, learn what she wants to cheer her up or wishes you’d do, learn what she wants to eat and for her birthday, etc. All the information is in this word vomit, you just have to learn how to screen the bullshite to find the relevant nuggets of wisdom.
If she stops barraging you with all this nonsense, be concerned…VERY concerned. The person with whom she shares her babble will be the person whom she trusts most, whom she respects most, and who will have the most influence over her. If it’s another man, she’s likely either already cheating with him or going to.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:57 pm to Big Gorilla
quote:
Dont get married.
Meh.
Look, I can’t fricking stand that my wife has turned into a miserable little carbon copy of her fricking mom. She never admits fault, turns into a fricking child every argument, and the stupidest little bullshite turns into three days of misery. Always awaiting the next tragedy. Selfish, unappreciative, and unapologetic - aware of none of it.
That said, I love her and would do anything for her. There’s only one adult in this world I put before myself in literally every circumstance and it’s my wife. Would actually take a bullet to save her the harm - like actually would. Greatest person I have ever known and I’m a much better person with her around.
My advice is that, until you’ve found that, keep looking. I pity anyone who hasn’t.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:57 pm to tbabino
quote:
Women NEVER admit to being wrong.
Y'all need to find better women. My wife is most often correct but she will admit she's wrong when she is.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:58 pm to tbabino
News flash: not all women are the same. We’re all human and wrong. Not sure what kind of woman you’re dealing with.
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:58 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
Sounds like a pretty miserable existence,baw. Prayers sent
Posted on 9/5/21 at 4:01 pm to tigergirl10
quote:
News flash: not all women are the same.
Exactly. Some have penises and post on message boards
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