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re: Just watched a documentary on 40 year old virgins on netflix

Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:55 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:55 pm to
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have no idea how in today's world someone stays a virgin past 25.


Morality
Religion
Other priorities
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:24 pm to
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i have considered suicide. im the only guy my age who is still a virgin

Get you a couple $100 worth of Roxie's and ride thru the nearest trailer park. Bet you at least get your cock sucked by the 3rd loop.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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Morality
Posted by Tygra
Bee Are
Member since Jan 2008
415 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:37 pm to
If you are a troll, don't joke about suicide. If you're not, you only have one life and you should live it. Talk to a professional if you really need help. There are always more girls and more chances for love. If you want to lose weight, start a strict, healthy diet plan and do not stray from it. Set small goals for yourself, so life doesn't seem so hard. Like I will lose 10 lbs. in one month. I will go to one new exercise class a week. I will go walk around the lakes once a week. It should go beyond physical too. Read a new book, travel to a new place, etc. Stop worrying about what you don't have and value what you do have.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:52 pm to
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here are always more girls and more chances for love


how, most girls have boyfriends and are getting married

i am reading more though
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202758 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:54 pm to
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TigersHuskers




Why do you even try??????

SERIOUS....
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66903 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:54 pm to
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I overeat and drink too much. I tried losing weight.


Just get your stomach stapled like Rev Al Sharpton
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:56 pm to
I wanna fight you
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202758 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:58 pm to
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I wanna fight you


ok.....
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:59 pm to
I'll be in LA next week.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:09 pm to
Any loser could get laid back in my day. This was the time before cells phones. Heck, if you were not laid by 16 yrs old you were a geek. Even my butt nailed 2 girls at one time by 16 yrs old. It was not hard when everyone went out on weekend and associated with people. It was not about your fat, your too short, your hairy as a wombat, etc. You just had to have a tiny bit of personality to make friends and get laid.
This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 5:12 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62742 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:05 pm to
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get laid.


Big difference in banging an OT 2 than an OT 8
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35996 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:13 pm to
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Chocolate skin

Bro there's got to be some white women out there who will frick you just because they think you have the BBC.
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:18 pm to
I really hope Boo Krewe is an alter. If he isn't I want to help him so fricking bad.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70937 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:30 pm to
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afraid to. Said he wasn't gay, so I guess he was just a beta.


Afraid to?

Sounds like he's worried about STDs. Or getting her pregnant.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113916 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:31 pm to
There is another documentary on netflix called "Virgin school" or something. I watched it for about 20 mins and had to turn it off, it was just... A shame. It was a guy in his... Maybe mid 20s who never had poon and had trouble talking with women.

He went to this "virgin school". It was in another country, but it was this things run by 3 older women (late 50s, 60s looking women) and he had to go through three phases.

Funny thing about it was, he still lived with him mom and would tell her all about each session. One of the sessions he had to lay in bed with one of the older women and she just rubbed on his body all "sexual". This was to build confidence, etc.. The at one point he had to watch her as she masturbated and she was showing him the vigina and how it works. She was like.. "you see this spot I am rubbing, this is what all women want you to get to" and he was like "who knew the vagina had so many moving parts". I am paraphrasing, but at that point I turned it off. It felt like something I would be watching with other people so that we can all laugh and make jokes about it while watching it. It was crazy.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43296 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:13 pm to
I was a virgin til I was 23 also. Even after I got laid by some rando from PoF, I still had bad luck with women for years. I always made it a big deal. I always put them on a pedestal. I thought it was the right thing to do. I'd message one or two girls at a time on dating apps, and if I ever got a response I was obsessed. I would spend all day anticipating the next message or text. What kind of date I want to go on, what do I need to do to be more attractive, etc. The honest truth is my luck turned around when I stopped giving a shite and did my own thing. All of a sudden I was getting more dates. Most of them shitty, sure, but dates nonetheless. More dates is more practice and confidence building. Met the woman who is now my wife and never looked back.

Confidence isn't cockiness, it's aloofness. Going on dates and meeting women is great, but you have to honestly be okay with just being on your own and whackin' it or playing video games at home or whatever. Be comfortable with yourself and the person you are. The woman has to feel like when she's with you, you want to be there but you don't need to be.. not that you feel like you have to be to feed your ego and get laid.

If/when you get a date, dont get worked up about it.. the girl is just another person with her own interests and values. You go on this date and learn about the person with no expectations. Usually you can tell within 5-10 minutes if the date is going poorly. If it is, just finish it out quickly and go on about your business and move on. It's not anyone's fault if you're incompatible. Be an adult about it. If it goes well you'll know, and you'll go on more dates (most likely). If it fizzles out after a few dates, that's fine too. You're fine being by yourself too. Aloofness.

Also.. don't always swing for the fences. Go on dates with girls you may think you're better looking than they are. It's okay; if you're lucky, some girl out of your league will give you a chance and then you need to hit the home run. But more often than not, people who are bad with women put up a barricade of 'shes not hot enough' to avoid contacting perfectly fine women in their own league. It's a strange mix of saving their own ego with a lack of confidence.

This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:26 pm to
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I was a virgin til I was 23 also. Even after I got laid by some rando from PoF, I still had bad luck with women for years. I always made it a big deal. I always put them on a pedestal. I thought it was the right thing to do. I'd message one or two girls at a time on dating apps, and if I ever got a response I was obsessed. I would spend all day anticipating the next message or text. What kind of date I want to go on, what do I need to do to be more attractive, etc. The honest truth is my luck turned around when I stopped giving a shite and did my own thing. All of a sudden I was getting more dates. Most of them shitty, sure, but dates nonetheless. More dates is more practice and confidence building. Met the woman who is now my wife and never looked back. Confidence isn't cockiness, it's aloofness. Going on dates and meeting women is great, but you have to honestly be okay with just being on your own and whackin' it or playing video games at home or whatever. Be comfortable with yourself and the person you are. The woman has to feel like when she's with you, you want to be there but you don't need to be.. not that you feel like you have to be to feed your ego and get laid. If/when you get a date, dont get worked up about it.. the girl is just another person with his or her own interests and values. You go on this date and learn about the person with no expectations. Usually you can tell within 5-10 minutes if the date is going poorly. If it is, just finish it out quickly and go on about your business and move on. It's not anyone's fault if you're incompatible. Be an adult about it. If it goes well you'll know, and you'll go on more dates (most likely). If it fizzles out after a few dates, that's fine too. You're fine being by yourself too. Aloofness. Also.. don't always swing for the fences. Go on dates with girls you may think you're better looking than they are. It's okay; if you're lucky, some girl out of your league will give you a chance and then you need to hit the home run. But more often than not, people who are bad with women put up a barricade of 'shes not hot enough' to avoid contacting perfectly fine women in their own league. It's a strange mix of saving their own ego with a lack of confidence.


Great advice
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175727 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
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and you are a ginormous poon




lets not fight
This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 8:32 pm
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:14 pm to
Tim Tebow FTW
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