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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories - SamuelClemens
Went out to eat one Sunday brunch. Bunch of kids hanging out being loud in the men's room. I went in a stall and started making loud grunting noises, then used a fake Slavic accent and spoke a few Slavic words. Praying to God to help me and grunting and making fart noises. The room went silent and t...
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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories - SamuelClemens
[quote]worker busted a guy from another floor jerking off in one of the stalls.[/quote] Is that wrong? Are we not supposed to do that?...
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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories - SamuelClemens
Seeing people walk in the restroom and go straight to the urinal and grab their penis BEFORE washing their hands!!! WTF people??? SERIOUSLY??? I wash my hands first before I touch my penis! My penis is clean and I'm not about to put germs from everything I've been touching on it!!!...
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re: Man falls down sewage sinkhole, 9 days, breaks bones, eats snakes, etc... - SamuelClemens
[quote]Am I to assume your phone didn't fall with you? [/quote] It's a fake story, but funny in a Florida redneckish way. His sister says he texted her saying he fell in the hole. So why not call 9-1-1?...
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re: Man falls down sewage sinkhole, 9 days, breaks bones, eats snakes, etc... - SamuelClemens
[quote]Sometimes I felt kind of like Rambo, or someone doing some kind of mission for the military, where you can’t carry rations or nothing with you. Living off the land, you know.”[/quote] What is this "newspaper"? Like The Onion? I don't believe this story at all....
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re: Man falls down sewage sinkhole, 9 days, breaks bones, eats snakes, etc... - SamuelClemens
[img]https://www.freepresshouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/IMG_5447.jpg[/img] If she keeps the sunglasses on IWHI...
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re: Teacher arrested for 'multiple' sex romps inside high school with female student - SamuelClemens
[quote]Why isn't it considered rape you reckon? No doubt it would have been if the culprit here was a male.[/quote] Chris Leak argues otherwise...
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re: Teacher arrested for 'multiple' sex romps inside high school with female student - SamuelClemens
Whats the rest of her body look like? Oh, and .... NICE! [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IWK4_fb9HTo/TdJ7mQnwBUI/AAAAAAAAAIs/0RjGXoKPVig/s1600/southpark_nice.png[/img]...
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re: white men cant understand? - SamuelClemens
The evil white man. Without him we would be living in caves....
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re: 'If all goes well...' Titanic victim's letter expected to sell for thousands - SamuelClemens
[quote]Man it's crazy how a slightly above average movie can make the population care about a sunk ship that nobody had ever heard of before the nineties.[/quote] [quote]LucasP[/quote] How old are you?...
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re: State troopers ticketing at the bottom of the eastbound veterans offramp - SamuelClemens
[quote]Stop texting and driving, dickhead [/quote] Like I see so many of them (LEOs) doing at traffic lights?...
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re: TPIR - Team Amber or Team Rachel? NSFW - SamuelClemens
Both, at the same time ETA: Amber's face on Rachel's body FTW...
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re: Teacher takes phone away, gets assaulted - SamuelClemens
Play a game. Look around you and combine the first two words you see into a name. Ela'Vatory...
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re: Lets help a La girl out - vote for this semifinalist for Maxim's Magazine Finest - SamuelClemens
No, her competition is better....
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re: Had to Bring my 8 month old Daughter to work today. - SamuelClemens
Should get you sympathy points from the LLOTWP (work place)...
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re: Mom Facing Charges In Violent Assault Of Daughter’s Teacher - SamuelClemens
[link=(http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/teacher-takes-phone-away-gets-assaulted/72979567/)]This guy didn't search[/link]...
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re: Teacher takes phone away, gets assaulted - SamuelClemens
[link=(http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/mom-facing-charges-in-violent-assault-of-daughters-teacher/72971792/)]Better take on the story[/link]...
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re: Teacher takes phone away, gets assaulted - SamuelClemens
[quote]there is an emergency situation that requires me to get in touch with my son, I will call his phone. If a teacher turns a phone into the office, I would not be able to get in touch with him. [/quote] Liar. That's what the principal's office secretary is for. ...
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re: NOLA reaches 500th Shooting of 2017, ahead of last year's pace - SamuelClemens
Less deaths tho right?...
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re: Mom Facing Charges In Violent Assault Of Daughter’s Teacher - SamuelClemens
I'll bet my coffee the teacher never put her hands on the little angel other than to push her away while she was biting the teacher....
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