re: Just got invited to a girls house for the night- update-epic failure.

He should log in and do an in game

I'll do an in game in a few weeks when my hook up gets back in town

At least you updated and were honest.

Better luck next time.

Already at my friends 5 miles away. Worst night ever.

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 update-epic failure.

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It happens sometimes bro, don't let it get you down.

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Didn't even kiss her. The whore wouldn't stop pinching me (not sexually) and she smelt of rotten eggs. Never again tinder. Never again.

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Never say never. But what the frick caused her to smell like rotten eggs? That's a deal breaker smell

Tinder? I don't believe you disclosed this information before. This girl is nothing to you.
















Post pics. We shall be the judge of this rotten egged breath whore.

So for the morning crowd that cares:
Let me preface this by saying she invited me over to spend the fricking night at 8:00 at night and told me to get there around 10. Let's just say I would be doing her a favor by sticking it in her but I'm on a dry spell so I don't care.

She sucks at giving directions and it was dark as frick back on the country roads. I ended up going 1 city too far (lol). I drive back and finally find the the dark brick building with no lights around it (the turn off road is right next to it). At this point I've been driving for over an hour but I thought it was worth it (easy pussy). Get to the house. Very nice house big arse tv, nice couch, good mirror for us to watch porn on.

She was watching Amazing Spiderman and I thought it was fitting seeing as was about to cover her in my web. But my god what was that smell. I don't know if it was from her or just the house in general but GOT DAMN it stank. So we sit on the couch and she awkwardly puts a pillow between us. She starts talking about shite I don't care about but since I'm so outgoing and intelligent I play along. She starts to tickle me. Now some guys might like that. I fricking hate it. I laughingly told her to stop. She doesn't. I playfully grab her wrists and kind of hold her from doing anything. She then starts to dig her nails into my skin. Ok the bitch is stupid.

She thinks it was funny that I flinched when she tried to tickle me again and started to slap and pinch my arm. Now I'm just pissed. I guess she could kind of tell I wasn't having a fun time and finally starts to get sexually playful but by this time I wasn't having any of it. I pushed her off to the side. She thought that was great. I was at a fricking wwe match with no super models and my dick wasn't getting wet.

I had lost all hope at this point. I traveled out to the middle of nowhere to get abused by some tinder count. And to top it all off she is a fricking Bama fan. Only reason she is a Bama fan " cuz my daddy is from thar"

So now I'm out completely. I was going to spend the night because maybe something would happen but now I can't wait to leave. She tries to get me to stay but I tell her I have shite to do in the morning (masturbate). She tries to steal my expensive sun glasses so I would stay. I literally had to pry it from her hand. I tried to hug her goodbye as a gentleman would and she wasn't having any of it. So I opened the door got on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.




All of this is true. If you have a horny girl that needs some loving but no one will give it to her contact me at ponchovillatd@gmail.com. I have an average size penis.

thanks man. Nice to see more people in the Houma/Thib area on here.