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re: Just got invited to a girls house for the night- update-epic failure.

Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I'm only fricking with count,
I took it as that. No problem, you fricking a-hole
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39782 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
What kind of girl asks a guy to sleep over before they meet? I realize it was tinder, but sounds fishy. He would get the invite after he sealed the deal.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:58 am to
quote:

What kind of girl asks a guy to sleep over before they meet? I realize it was tinder, but sounds fishy. He would get the invite after he sealed the deal.


The kind that is DTF
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17693 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:58 am to
I don't like being tickled.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
then you push her arms away, tickle her, then start kissing and feeling her tits. I shouldn't have to explain what happens next.


count you're welcome
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15307 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
Apparently she also smelled like rotten eggs and was a fat broad.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
Then tell her, bruh. And not like "giggle giggle giggle, cut it out" kind of way. There are ways to tell people to stop that don't ruin the encounter.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

then you push her arms away, tickle her, then start kissing and feeling her tits. I shouldn't have to explain what happens next. count you're welcome


This guy understands!!!
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:08 pm to
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driving for over an hour

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quote:

She starts to tickle me


Tickling ends in hooking up in every story i've ever heard. Go on...

quote:

told her to stop


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started to slap and pinch my arm


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starts to get sexually playful


go on...

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quote:

I wasn't having any of it. I pushed her off to the side




quote:

I had lost all hope at this point


So is this where you tell us you are gay? You are fricking retarded. You drove all that distance to have sex. You get there... the girl wants sex. You get pissed and leave?

You know how I know you are gay?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71359 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:11 pm to
Why does everyone post this kind of personal crap on TD?
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:11 pm to
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I had a better chance at fricking that girl last night then saban does at beating gus



So 100%? That trashy girl threw herself at you and you ran home because you didn't like how she was flirting. You are never getting out of this dry spell with that type of confidence.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:24 pm to
poncho villa

quote:

Let's just say I would be doing her a favor by sticking it in her but I'm on a dry spell so I don't care.



So, let me get this straight...you're so desperate for poon that you drove an hour to an ugly fat girl's house to play tickle me Elmo?

Speechless.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16152 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:26 pm to
So if y'all matched on tinder take a pic of her and post it. I wanna see what this fishy cow looks like.
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