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How to remove or prevent bad juju...
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:51 pm
Seriously, anyone have suggestions? Also I need a home remedy - I don't live close enough to S LA to visit a voodoo lady. Also, no blood or animals; and I am not ordering anything off the internet.
I hate that I am so superstitious, and my logical self says this is all BS but I just can't help it. My grandmother's maid was seriously into some type of weird voodoo-like crap and it just rubbed off on me - she kept me scared shitless as a child...I thought she was an actual witch (still do).
I hate that I am so superstitious, and my logical self says this is all BS but I just can't help it. My grandmother's maid was seriously into some type of weird voodoo-like crap and it just rubbed off on me - she kept me scared shitless as a child...I thought she was an actual witch (still do).
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Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:54 pm to HaveMercy
1. Jump in a swimming pool and invite some friends over
2. Fart
3. Cup your fart bubble before it comes to the surface
4. Walk your fart over next to your closest friend
5. Release the beast (fart) and all said juju will be on them
2. Fart
3. Cup your fart bubble before it comes to the surface
4. Walk your fart over next to your closest friend
5. Release the beast (fart) and all said juju will be on them
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:54 pm to HaveMercy
Always make sure your post count never ends in 13 or a multiple of 13.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:56 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Always make sure your post count never ends in 13 or a multiple of 13.
I thought that was the one for avoiding genital warts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:59 pm to HaveMercy
So you want to get rid of the bad juju but you don't want to do the work. That sounds like more bad juju to me.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:01 pm to HaveMercy
Seriously! Lots of S LA folks on here - somebody has to know something.
Me and my dad took care of my grandmother's maid when she was in her old age. I was cleaning out my dads house and I came upon some boxes that belonged to her. Inside one of them was a bunch of what I think were her powders and potions and what I think are small animal bones.
I don't know how to explain it, but I just haven't felt "right" since I opened that box. I feel like something really bad is about to happen. I know this is all in my head, but still, I've got the heebee jeebees...
Me and my dad took care of my grandmother's maid when she was in her old age. I was cleaning out my dads house and I came upon some boxes that belonged to her. Inside one of them was a bunch of what I think were her powders and potions and what I think are small animal bones.
I don't know how to explain it, but I just haven't felt "right" since I opened that box. I feel like something really bad is about to happen. I know this is all in my head, but still, I've got the heebee jeebees...
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:02 pm to HaveMercy
Dude, fart bubble. It's the only way. Someone with some voodoo experience tell this man.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:04 pm to HaveMercy
Put you head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:06 pm to HaveMercy
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Seriously, anyone have suggestions? Also I need a home remedy - I don't live close enough to S LA to visit a voodoo lady. Also, no blood or animals; and I am not ordering anything off the internet.
I hate that I am so superstitious, and my logical self says this is all BS but I just can't help it. My grandmother's maid was seriously into some type of weird voodoo-like crap and it just rubbed off on me - she kept me scared shitless as a child...I thought she was an actual witch (still do).
Voodoo works only if you believe in Voodoo. I don't. That's the dark side.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:07 pm to Tiger Bawlz
Have you seen voodoo work?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:08 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Shave off all your body hair, all of it. Then you burn the hair and as the hair is burning you have to urinate on the fire to put it out to release your self from all bad things coming your way.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:10 pm to Buck Dancer
That's the one you have to have witnesses for, too, right?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:10 pm to HaveMercy
Get an eye of Rah tattoo
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:10 pm to Tiger Bawlz
I do this... works for me everytime!
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:13 pm to rbWarEagle
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Have you seen voodoo work?
5 of 7 closest friends died messing with black magic. One friend, who is alive, seems to either found our friends dead or die within a few years of hanging out with people he recently spoke with within a 48 hour period. No more questions.
This post was edited on 7/3/15 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:13 pm to HaveMercy
I've been having a lot of bad luck lately. So I'm going to try this myself.
One of the tenets of juju is that what goes around comes around. So, go do some good stuff for others and good stuff will find you.
One of the tenets of juju is that what goes around comes around. So, go do some good stuff for others and good stuff will find you.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:18 pm to Count Chocula
Isn't there a poster on here who claims to have fought demons and devils like on supernatural or something.
Maybe he can help.
Maybe he can help.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:18 pm to Tiger Bawlz
Not sure if it was actual voodoo - but she always had powders and potions and little leather pouches w stuff in them. She was a devout Christian - was in normal church every Sunday...
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:18 pm to Mahootney
quote:
One of the tenets of juju is that what goes around comes around. So, go do some good stuff for others and good stuff will find you.
Indeed
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:20 pm to HaveMercy
quote:
Not sure if it was actual voodoo - but she always had powders and potions and little leather pouches w stuff in them. She was a devout Christian - was in normal church every Sunday...
Sounds like Voodoo.
Did she carry salt?
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