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Posted on 7/3/15 at 5:57 pm to SeasonOfSam
disregard
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Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:01 pm to SeasonOfSam
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If you want to flip your luck, lay with an AA female
I would not want to go to the meetings to find her. Also, if you go in there, don't you have to say you are dirty and get a sponsor?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:11 pm to Hangit
Good Lord people.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:41 pm to retired trucker
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bad idea bro
as bad as a frikkin Ouija Board
bad bad bad bad idea....real bad
True Story
Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:45 pm to theenemy
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retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
666 posts
Online
lol....ya, seen that one comin up....
a kwinky dink?!
Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:46 pm to HaveMercy
Go to the Bama campus and piss on the statues of Bear Bryant and Nick Saban. It's the only guaranteed cure.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 9:12 pm to Hangit
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small glass bottle with a fine, grayish powder
What is this supposed to be??
Posted on 7/3/15 at 10:51 pm to HaveMercy
Fill a jar or glass with water. Cut a lime in half. Put a half off the line in the water. Put the jar or glass under the bed where you sleep. Leave it for two weeks then throw it out.
This comes from a Cuban seer. I do not know all circumstances when it can work but it has been recommended when someone is wishing harm or bad fortune upon you.
This comes from a Cuban seer. I do not know all circumstances when it can work but it has been recommended when someone is wishing harm or bad fortune upon you.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 10:53 pm to HaveMercy
Get that Lysol concentrate that comes in the little brown bottle. Mix an entire 8 ounce bottle with hot bath water and then shave your entire body. Three minutes in that tub and you will not be worried about juju.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 11:17 pm to touchdownjeebus
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red satchel
I distinctly remember a red satin bag at some point. Most of the pouches were leather. Some of the stuff inside them smelled awful; and she was always burning something.
I did a lot of reading about voodoo and hoodoo today and I think this is what she was practicing. I learned that Louisiana voodoo is not evil, or black or has anything to do with the devil. its actually quite interesting, I encourage yall to read up on it.
My heebbee jeebees have waned a bit, because I don't think I am cursed for messing with her fixins. I am going to do more research into what all is in those boxes, not because I plan to become a voodoo priestess, but because it's a fascinating subject.
This may seem weird to some of you, but I grew up with all this mumbo jumbo and a part of me still respects it.
This post was edited on 7/3/15 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 7/4/15 at 1:11 am to HaveMercy
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My grandmother's maid was seriously into some type of weird voodoo-like crap and it just rubbed off on me
You need to find her and perform cunnilingus on her until she begs you to stop. That's the only way to break the curse. Who knows? You may then have a new best friend for life, even if she's elderly.
I hope she's somewhat clean down there, for your sake.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 1:30 am to HaveMercy
Got my apartment blessed by a Catholic priest when I first moved in. May be worth a shot.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 7:08 am to Tiger Bawlz
You don't believe in voodoo your in trouble.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 7:09 am to HaveMercy
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Go to the Bama campus and piss on the statues of Bear Bryant and Nick Saban. It's the only guaranteed cure.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 7:13 am to HaveMercy
Seriously , try beating off with your left hand.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:15 am to Tigerwaffe
I can vouch for the hawk suggestion. Buddy of mine saw 2 hawks. Dick fell off
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:28 am to HaveMercy
That sounds like hoodoo, not like voodoo
I'm a big fan of Robert Johnson and the Delta Blues. In reading a lot about that music, I came upon a lot of information on historical Southern folklore, Hoodoo, etc. Apparently, the legend is that R Johnson sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads in exchange for musical ability or something like that.
There is a woman who has chronicled a lot of this historical Southern folklore. Google "Catherine yronwode"
I'm a big fan of Robert Johnson and the Delta Blues. In reading a lot about that music, I came upon a lot of information on historical Southern folklore, Hoodoo, etc. Apparently, the legend is that R Johnson sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads in exchange for musical ability or something like that.
There is a woman who has chronicled a lot of this historical Southern folklore. Google "Catherine yronwode"
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 8:41 am
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:02 am to HaveMercy
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What is this supposed to be??
I know it cannot be handwritten. I am unsure if typing it is verboten and am unwilling to chance it. You will find someone soon to tell you though. Don't be surprised when they will not tell you loudly, but prefer to whisper it. It is a tradition, based in not openly attracting an unsettled kelpie.
I asked a friend to read a few smoke patterns about your concerns. He says you are misrepresenting yourself. He said all your auras read female.
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:40 am to Hangit
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because I plan to become a voodoo priestess
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He said all your auras read female.
Shocking.
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