I would put fake calls into them every 5 minutes and have their drivers going all over town for no reason, harass them non-stop, frick with their property, key their personal vehicles etc..
I had this plan in college to plant a shite ton of blow in their office when I was paying (cash only) for my car and then plant blow in all of their tow trucks and call an anonymous tip that it was a cocaine distribution cover business.
Problem was I didn't want to lose all that blow
half kidding, thats just expensive and I was in college
This post was edited on 3/20 at 3:13 pm