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Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:36 pm to FT
The average earthworm moves 28 tons of earth through it's body in it's lifetime.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:36 pm to FT
If you drop a penny from orbit, by the time it hit the ground, it will be worth a nickel due to inflation.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:36 pm to FT
Manholes are round so that they will not fall in the hole. It's always the same diameter no matter how you slice it.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:37 pm to FT
I'm way better at doing this off-the-cuff. I always feel so guilty about the shite that I makeup though. After I see it sink in, I usually finish it off with "that was a lie". Then everyone laughs.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:40 pm to TigerPox
Sandpaper used to be made out of cat tongues.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:47 pm to Michael T. Tiger
50% of all money Über collects is required to go to out of work cabbies looking for a new job
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:35 pm to TU Rob
quote:
The average pig eats 1/3 of their body weight each day.
What happens when they get to their head?
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:29 pm to FT
Bitches aren't crazy
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:41 pm to Weaver
Also, is this a decent prank? Seems like it could be fun, the way he runs off and tells other people the facts I tell him like he knew it already.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:00 pm to FT
Louis Chevrolet's receptionist's name was Ford.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:42 pm to Brummy
Arthur Chevrolet committed suicide in Slidell.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:46 pm to BehindU
Albert Einstein didn't talk until he was 4 years old.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:50 pm to illuminatic
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If you drop a penny from orbit, by the time it hit the ground, it will be worth a nickel due to inflation.
Backwards
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:57 pm to wizard of smart
If you put mayonnaise on yours nails it will make them grow really fast and be really strong.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:59 pm to TigerPox
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I always feel so guilty about the shite that I makeup though. After I see it sink in, I usually finish it off with "that was a lie". Then everyone laughs.
Same. I have a friend who has no problem keeping the lie going though. It caught me off guard at first. We were out drinking, and he had given up alcohol for Lent. This one girl wasn't drinking beer because she is gluten intolerant. He excitedly yells, "So am I," and I helped him play along. A few minutes later, I ask him when he's going to tell her. He says, "I won't. She might bring it up in a couple of years after I've forgotten, and I will see if I can save myself."
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:08 pm to wizard of smart
That's the point I think.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:16 pm to SwaggerCopter
Fake Facts:
Putting a stick of margarine in a diesel engine will increase mileage by approximately 10%
The Welsh word for cancer is "grwmyddion blwchi" which literally translated means "dropped biscuits"
Sid Vicious joined The Sex Pistols after answering an ad in The Lancet.
If you put a Mentos mint down their blowhole, you can sink a dolphin.
"Some bees came" was the marketing slogan of Gales Honey because honey is in fact bee spunk. It is produced as a side effect of the constant buzzing within the hive which serves as a massive vibrator, bringing the bees off over and over.
Putting a stick of margarine in a diesel engine will increase mileage by approximately 10%
The Welsh word for cancer is "grwmyddion blwchi" which literally translated means "dropped biscuits"
Sid Vicious joined The Sex Pistols after answering an ad in The Lancet.
If you put a Mentos mint down their blowhole, you can sink a dolphin.
"Some bees came" was the marketing slogan of Gales Honey because honey is in fact bee spunk. It is produced as a side effect of the constant buzzing within the hive which serves as a massive vibrator, bringing the bees off over and over.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:18 pm to Lookin4Par
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Albert Einstein didn't talk until he was 4 years old.
OT stupid. Enjoy community college.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:21 pm to theenemy
Also gather up a bunch of people and have them laugh hysterically at a joke that makes no sense in front of your boss. The joke goes like this:
2 ducks are bathing in a bath tub. 1 duck looks at the other and says pass the soap. The other duck looks at him and says what do I look like a transistor radio? :rimshot:
For the rest of the day whenever you see the boss say "what do I look like a transistor radio"....get it then walk off laughing.
2 ducks are bathing in a bath tub. 1 duck looks at the other and says pass the soap. The other duck looks at him and says what do I look like a transistor radio? :rimshot:
For the rest of the day whenever you see the boss say "what do I look like a transistor radio"....get it then walk off laughing.
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