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re: Military forces going back to 24 hour alert status??? - LongueCarabine
[quote]24 hour alert status SOP for the past 60+ years. THIS IS NOT NEW[/quote] Either you're being deliberately obtuse or you just don't know what you're talking about....
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re: Divorced baws of the OT. - LongueCarabine
[quote]quote: I was your age when I got divorced. I had 2 kids(7&3) as well. Missing the kids is what got me the most. Honestly, I kept Disney channel on in the house for the 1st month or so after we separated. Now, 7 years later....it's been great. The ex and I are friendly and see eye to eye on m...
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re: Military forces going back to 24 hour alert status??? - LongueCarabine
[quote]Why are we at this point? Have I missed something recently?[/quote] I would guess N. Korea and perhaps a bit of Putin's Russia tricks. They've been building up and getting a little friskier, if you haven't noticed. ETA: 24 hour alert status is different from what we've been doing the ...
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Military forces going back to 24 hour alert status??? - LongueCarabine
[link=(http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2017/10/exclusive-us-preparing-put-nuclear-bombers-back-24-hour-alert/141957/)]Nuclear Forces to return to Cold War status?[/link] If the order comes, the B-52s will return to a ready-to-fly posture not seen since the Cold War. BARKSDALE AIR FORCE B...
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re: Let's Talk About Humanity's Future With AI and Robots - LongueCarabine
[quote]There isn't one. See Terminator [/quote] "There is no fate but what we make."...
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re: Miss Louisiana USA 2018 is KTAL Anchor Lauren Vizza of Shreveport - LongueCarabine
[quote]She has teeth problems[/quote] Probably has pointy elbows too. Sheesh, some of you guys.......
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re: If a girl told you to kiss her - LongueCarabine
[quote]quote: Bogalusa ding, ding, ding ... we have a winner. [/quote] I always heard it as a Bogalusa joke....
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re: Miss Louisiana USA 2018 is KTAL Anchor Lauren Vizza of Shreveport - LongueCarabine
She's way out of the league for about 99% of you mullet heads....
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re: Why do some women choose to have short haircuts? - LongueCarabine
[quote]Why do some women choose to have short haircuts?[/quote] Because they want to talk to the manager. Duh....
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re: Married Ménage a Trois - LongueCarabine
[quote] No first hand knowledge but have been hearing this for years. Interesting. [/quote] When I worked in Bogalusa, I heard many tales of key parties up there....
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re: President Trump Plans to Release JFK Files - LongueCarabine
[quote]I swear with some of you, if Trump walked into the room and asked you to suck his dick, you would. [/quote] And some of you just hate him because he talked about grabbing some woman by her privates, something your hero Weinstein actually did....
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re: Being called an empty barrel is RACIST according to empty barrel Frederica Wilson - LongueCarabine
[quote]Well, he could have said she was "all hat and no cattle." [/quote] This. Who does she think she is, Cowboy Curtis? What a f*ckin clown....
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re: Any of you ever revamped your game? - LongueCarabine
[quote]salmon of capistrano.[/quote] :wtf: ...
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re: Tonight is the best night to view Uranus - LongueCarabine
I really don't care to see Uranus....
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re: Mississippi school honoring Jefferson Davis to be renamed after Barack Obama - LongueCarabine
[quote]JACKSON, MS - A public school in Mississippi will soon be stripped of its Confederate namesake and named after another president who parents, students and teachers say is more fitting for the school, Barack Obama.[/quote] So they're gonna name it after a president who covered up the fact t...
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re: Suspect to police: I'll have sex with your daughters - LongueCarabine
[quote]The minute that came out his mouth he would have needed an ambulance [/quote] At the least, a new set of teeth....
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re: How long will the starting LT and RT be out? - LongueCarabine
[quote]How long will the [b]staring[/b] LT and RT be out?[/quote] I'd imagine as long as they can keep their eyes open without blinking....
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re: So much for Aramark improving the concessions - LongueCarabine
[quote]They cut way back on piped in music. Baby steps.[/quote] That was real nice. Almost made it through the entire game without hearing that retarded "Bitch I'm From Louisiana"....
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re: Have you ever clogged up someone else's commode? - LongueCarabine
[quote]Dirtbag mf'er shits a two foot turd[/quote] Amateur....
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