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Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:29 pm to
lulz counting intake

just fricking eat
Posted by rocket31
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:30 pm to
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also this is an april fools article


nope.

actual research article is here: LINK
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:31 pm to
LPT: Coat the inside of your fleshlight in dishwashing soap so you clean it while fricking it.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:31 pm to
LPT: wear gloves when you finger your arse so you don't have to wash your hands after.


edit: that's pretty good advice though.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 2:32 pm
Posted by rocket31
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:31 pm to
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No FUUUUUARK



enjoy your salmon and corn tonight bro while im dashing into the home of the whopper for my chicken fries and hersheys sunday pie;.

FUUUUARK
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:32 pm to
LPT: Don't finger your arse on the same day that you cut up a fresh jalapeno
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:33 pm to
LPT: don't use a jalapeño as a makeshift dildo
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:33 pm to
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enjoy your salmon and corn tonight bro while im dashing into the home of the whopper for my chicken fries and hersheys sunday pie


uh...is this supposed to be sort of insult?

who the frick would choose a whopper over salmon and fresh corn?
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:33 pm to
Yeah right. I read a while back that a glass of red wine was equivalent to working out for an hour too.

I've been drinking 2 bottles of wine every morning for breakfast and all I've got now is a fricking headache and an unemployment check.

These studies are all bullshite.
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:34 pm to
that just looks like an abstract
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:34 pm to
LPT: Salmon is nasty
Posted by dnm3305
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:35 pm to
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enjoy your salmon and corn tonight bro while im dashing into the home of the whopper for my chicken fries and hersheys sunday pie;.


First of all, those pies frickin suck. Period. Secondly, what's wrong with Salmon and corn? That's some good shite. Whoppers are awesome too, but let's not act like eating a beautiful salmon steak seared medium rare and some corn on the cob smeared with garlic butter is the end of the world.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:35 pm to
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enjoy your salmon and corn tonight bro while im dashing into the home of the whopper for my chicken fries and hersheys sunday pie;.



keep it up and have a heart attack

perfect example is CT Fletcher dude was and still is a beast in the gym but back in the day ate nothing but fast food and other unhealthy shite.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:35 pm to
I'm going to go all Jeauxbleaux and Garth here

but what the frick is LPT?
Posted by FootballNostradamus
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:35 pm to
That article is beyond idiotic.

1. People don't consume protein shakes for burnable energy 2 hours later. It's for 24/48 hour muscle recovery

2. That moronic article casually dismisses the fact that fast food has 10x the fat, sodium and cholesterol.

3. Any one-day sample experiment like that is something a hardly function ruhtard would concoct. Let's put those same individuals on that same diet for a month or two and see who's BMI and strength levels are higher.

Protein shakes almost certainly aren't as beneficial up as some believe they are, but to actually believe that fast food is equivalent and/or superior is shittastic.
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:36 pm to
L.P.T. = Get.Off.my.Lawn
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

enjoy your salmon and corn tonight bro while im dashing into the home of the whopper for my chicken fries and hersheys sunday pie;.

FUUUUARK


Ew.
Posted by rocket31
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:38 pm to
It was said in jest. Salmon is so tasty. But chicken fries bro

Anyways the point was that it's nice to have the option and either choice is fine if you're active
Posted by mouton
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:38 pm to
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uh...is this supposed to be sort of insult? who the frick would choose a whopper over salmon and fresh corn?


For some reason this kid is just enamored with the whole as long as it fits you macros type of eating. I guess he thinks it is way cool and new or some shite. He also does not seem to understand the difference between eating garbage fast food and healthy whole foods. He seems to be a giant dildo as well.
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