re: Confess to something bad that you've done.

Jacked off in public

I agree. Kind of like people who torture animals. It's a bad sign...

I want sped through a school zone while playing with scissors

Your friend needs Jesus

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Had a one night stand at Herget my freshman year and left at 6 am. Had been drinking heavily the night before and had to piss, but a girl was showering in the community restroom and I felt it could end badly if I were to be discovered using the facilities. Decided to relieve myself in the electrical closet

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Odds of two people in this thread peeing somewhere bad in Herget dorm? Awesome.

Called in a bomb scare of my middle school. Was home sick. Lived two blocks away and heard the alarm go off. Way before caller ID

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I'll tell a story for a friend. My buddy stayed the night at a chicks house. He woke up naked in her bed, she wasn't there and all his clothes were gone. He went ahead and took a dump in her bed and grabbed her robe to leave. As he was sneaking out she showed up with his clothes freshly cleaned and folded. He put them on and left.

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is your friends Initials JR? If so, I was in the same apartment in the other room. He called me telling me the story (I left early the next morning) and I couldn't stop laughing. Chick was fat as hell btw.

I guess this fits here. When I was about 3 or 4 I felt like my sisters were teasing me, and I bashed one of them in the back of the head with a brick of large legos. I must have caught her with a corner because it opened up a pretty large gash, and she had to be taken to the emergency room for stitches. Her blonde hair was stained red with blood. It was one of my earliest memories for a while, but I only vaguely remember it now.

I've learned how to better handle being frustrated since then.

When I was about 9 or 10 yrs old I set a boobie trap for my older brother. I'd found an old wire clothesline and tied one end to a tree next to our driveway. I ran the wire across the driveway and covered it up with a bit of rocks & dirt. I pretended to be playing next to the side of the driveway while my brother was riding his bike. I waited until the rode down the hill and came down the driveway and just before he got to me I jumped up and pulled the wire tight across the driveway. I could not get it high enough to get him in the neck like i'd planned. Instead it went across his upper chest about equal to his collar bones. The first thing that hit the ground was the back of his head. I did it for no better reason than I wanted to see if it would work, which it did. He laid out there crying for a while. I went inside to watch cartoons.

Thats phucked up, you could have gone with the obligatory Alabama fan confession, "I had a threesome with both of my sisters", but you stooped to a new low.