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re: Confess to something bad that you've done.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:53 pm to lake2280
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:53 pm to lake2280
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we pissed in a bottle used a syringe to inject oranges and gave them to Iraqi kids.Maybe it wasn't that bad because they loved them and were grateful. The site of their smiles and the juices running down their cheeks was priceless.Do i win?
No. It just makes you a Bama fan.
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:10 pm to John88
Slept with my best friend's little sister. She was in her late 20s... nothing weird. Just those 2 DID NOT get along.
Still BFF with BFF... Haven't talked to the sister in years.
Still BFF with BFF... Haven't talked to the sister in years.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:12 pm to wizziko
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Statute of limitations
statue
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:18 pm to yurintroubl
quote:I'll bet if y'all would have stayed awake something weird would have happened.
Slept with my best friend's little sister. She was in her late 20s... nothing weird.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:18 pm to yurintroubl
quote:
Slept with my best friend's little sister. She was in her late 20s
quote:
nothing weird
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:18 pm to John88
I have posted this before in a "confession thread. Since the Pope was here, maybe I will now get some forgivenness:
A number of years ago (probably 25 years or so), when I was still drinking, I had just finished a 3 day jury trial and decided to go to Georgetown rather than back to the office. I was having a few drinks and saw a woman (mid 30s) sitting at the end of the bar looking as though she had just lost her best friend. I had the bartender send her down a drink and she came over to speak with me. I asked her what was wrong and she said that she had just put her 12 year old dog down.
Well, that’s all I needed to hear. I was not an animal lover then (although, I do love all dogs now). I started spinning a yarn about how I had to put my (imaginary) dog down. I made up this story about how I had this “dog” for years; how it gave me unconditional love; how it brought me my slippers and the paper, etc. I went on for about 20 minutes.
She said, “He got too old and sick and you had to put him down?” I said:
“No, I was going on vacation and didn’t want to pay to have it boarded.”
She screamed and walked away from me. I still feel kinda bad about it, but the warped part of me still chuckles. I hope that is not a bar to my forgiveness.
A number of years ago (probably 25 years or so), when I was still drinking, I had just finished a 3 day jury trial and decided to go to Georgetown rather than back to the office. I was having a few drinks and saw a woman (mid 30s) sitting at the end of the bar looking as though she had just lost her best friend. I had the bartender send her down a drink and she came over to speak with me. I asked her what was wrong and she said that she had just put her 12 year old dog down.
Well, that’s all I needed to hear. I was not an animal lover then (although, I do love all dogs now). I started spinning a yarn about how I had to put my (imaginary) dog down. I made up this story about how I had this “dog” for years; how it gave me unconditional love; how it brought me my slippers and the paper, etc. I went on for about 20 minutes.
She said, “He got too old and sick and you had to put him down?” I said:
“No, I was going on vacation and didn’t want to pay to have it boarded.”
She screamed and walked away from me. I still feel kinda bad about it, but the warped part of me still chuckles. I hope that is not a bar to my forgiveness.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:20 pm to yurintroubl
Hey, troubl. :golfapplause(somewhatonehanded):
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:21 pm to IonaTiger
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:26 pm to OWLFAN86
Well if I had just said "little sister" in a "bad confession" thread... It coulda been misconstrued.
ETA:
Oh she was definitely a freak. She dumped a dog training collar on the bed on night... I asked her if it was a necklace or a belt. She chose garter. I told her if she electrocuted my face I was gonna be pissed.
ETA2:
Iona
Story reminds me of the one that ends:
"So - You're having him put to sleep?"
"No - I'm having his claws trimmed." :rimshot:
ETA:
quote:
I'll bet if y'all would have stayed awake something weird would have happened.
Oh she was definitely a freak. She dumped a dog training collar on the bed on night... I asked her if it was a necklace or a belt. She chose garter. I told her if she electrocuted my face I was gonna be pissed.
ETA2:
Iona
Story reminds me of the one that ends:
"So - You're having him put to sleep?"
"No - I'm having his claws trimmed." :rimshot:
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:30 pm to yurintroubl
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I told her if she electrocuted my face I was gonna be pissed.
I spit a little bit of Diet Coke on my computer laughing while reading that.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:32 pm to SmokePurpleLiveGold2
I baited a Jewish kid when I was 11 or 12. Fortunately I was reported to our school principal, who kicked me out of school for a couple days and made me apologize–which I did most sincerely.
The only good that came out of it was I came to my senses, was appalled by my actions and resolved never to pick on someone for racial or religious reasons.
I will always be deeply ashamed of my behavior in this matter.
The only good that came out of it was I came to my senses, was appalled by my actions and resolved never to pick on someone for racial or religious reasons.
I will always be deeply ashamed of my behavior in this matter.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:33 pm to yurintroubl
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"No - I'm having his claws trimmed." :rimshot:
Love girls who can tell that joke!
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:34 pm to IonaTiger
Glad yer feeling better. 
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:35 pm to yurintroubl
We're going in circles now, troubl.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:36 pm to IonaTiger
I fixed it.lol
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:37 pm to yurintroubl
Thanks, troubl. 29 days post-surgery. Staring to get out of the sling and beginning pt. Hope to be swinging a club by Christmas.
Oh, and still seeing the girl from Boston. Making a trip there on Oct. 8. Who'd have thought it?!?
Oh, and still seeing the girl from Boston. Making a trip there on Oct. 8. Who'd have thought it?!?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:39 pm to IonaTiger
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Who'd have thought it?!?
Me, of course.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:40 pm to John88
Smoked weed in high school. I'm sure my mom isn't happy I just said that.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:41 pm to yurintroubl
Aww. Thanks, troubl. She enjoyed meeting my entire family at the wedding. I give her a lot of credit for doing that.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 5:41 pm to Breauxsif
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Rando,
You good sir are one diabolical sick frick, hahahaha
I can't believe my post got that many downvotes... I seriously didn't think it was that bad.
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