Confess to something bad that you've done.

Upper Decker at my neighbor's house last night. He is a state fan

It actually was really tough to do

I nailed a co-worker's daughter

Statute of limitations

I pissed in a mailbox full of mail once. I fricked my cousin's girlfriend while he was passed out in the next room. I shoved a stick in the gas tank of a truck bc I liked the girl he was talking too. I went to the camp of a girl who rejected me and untied her family's party barge. I'm just gonna stop now before this gets worse

I made out with the younger sister of my ex, then told her how I once fricked her sister in the butt.

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Scruffy

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I did a lot of fricked up shite when I was younger

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Alter

Is that like the time Michael Jackson used the bathroom at your house ?