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re: Confess to something bad that you've done.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:02 am to John88
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:02 am to John88
My M.O. for breaking up with girlfriends was always the same.
Dinner at a nice restaurant. A fun event. A little warm up in the pool or under the stars. Then the nastiest, wildest, most animalistic sex possible, making sure she was satiated in every possible way. The type of sex where she will compare every future sexual experience worth a shite to that night.
Cuddle after sex until morning. Light breakfast, and I made sure the words "Good-bye" were spoken as she left.
I would then never talk to her again as a boyfriend. Friends, sure. frick buddies, after six months fine. But I have never given a woman closure.
Some have deserved a lot better.
Also, I was in a fivish year relationship when I met my wife. Something that night just clicked and I knew. Got her number, went home, the next night was a late halloween party, had decent sex with girlfriend, told her some girl gave me her number the night before. She made some derisive comment about her not gonna call, but I was already talking to my wife like crazy, all night and all day. Had the crazy sexy routine, only this time to save up so I wouldn't rush things with the wife.
Said goodbye the next morning.
Also, she was wearing a borrowed hermionie costume which I absolutely drenched in come.
Dinner at a nice restaurant. A fun event. A little warm up in the pool or under the stars. Then the nastiest, wildest, most animalistic sex possible, making sure she was satiated in every possible way. The type of sex where she will compare every future sexual experience worth a shite to that night.
Cuddle after sex until morning. Light breakfast, and I made sure the words "Good-bye" were spoken as she left.
I would then never talk to her again as a boyfriend. Friends, sure. frick buddies, after six months fine. But I have never given a woman closure.
Some have deserved a lot better.
Also, I was in a fivish year relationship when I met my wife. Something that night just clicked and I knew. Got her number, went home, the next night was a late halloween party, had decent sex with girlfriend, told her some girl gave me her number the night before. She made some derisive comment about her not gonna call, but I was already talking to my wife like crazy, all night and all day. Had the crazy sexy routine, only this time to save up so I wouldn't rush things with the wife.
Said goodbye the next morning.
Also, she was wearing a borrowed hermionie costume which I absolutely drenched in come.
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:09 am to John88
I let a silent stinker in church and did not fess up. It was horrible and affected several rows of pews. A small frail woman actually gagged but did not hurl. I felt really bad about it. 
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:09 am to John88
I let a silent stinker in church and did not fess up. It was horrible and affected several rows of pews. A small frail woman actually gagged but did not hurl. I felt really bad about it.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:34 am to John88
I used to setup and rob competing dope dealers. I have beaten many people who really didn't deserve it. There's lots of other stuff but no way I'm posting it here.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:44 am to X123F45
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My M.O. for breaking up with girlfriends was always the same.
Dinner at a nice restaurant. A fun event. A little warm up in the pool or under the stars. Then the nastiest, wildest, most animalistic sex possible, making sure she was satiated in every possible way. The type of sex where she will compare every future sexual experience worth a shite to that night.
Cuddle after sex until morning. Light breakfast, and I made sure the words "Good-bye" were spoken as she left.
I would then never talk to her again as a boyfriend. Friends, sure. frick buddies, after six months fine. But I have never given a woman closure.
Some have deserved a lot better.
^^^^^ Above, if true, is the definition of sociopath. My condolences to your wife and family.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:45 am to John88
On the playground once I made a young kid play "feel this" after he closed his eyes.
I stuck his hand in an antpile.
I stuck his hand in an antpile.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:49 am to John88
Convinced an ex of mine to let me stick it in her butt. She cried, I left.
Had this girl convinced that I had a huge, Mandingo sized cock. Which, I don't. Needless to say only one of us was satisfied with the sex.
Had this girl convinced that I had a huge, Mandingo sized cock. Which, I don't. Needless to say only one of us was satisfied with the sex.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:10 am to K E V 8 4
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Above, if true, is the definition of sociopath. My condolences to your wife and family
It is true. As for the condolences, it's also true I don't really feel anything for my family.
Now my wife, I would move heaven and earth for her.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:17 am to X123F45
Had a very nasty breakup with an ex-girlfriend which was mostly facilitated by her complete and utter bitch of a roommate. She dumped me and I was not happy about it. Got drunk and did the usual drive-by stalky thing you do when your too young and inexperienced to know better. Her roommate made the mistake of leaving her car door window open. So I took a dump on a napkin and tossed it onto her driver side seat.
I saw that chick years later and she actually tried to hit on me.
I saw that chick years later and she actually tried to hit on me.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:01 pm to X123F45
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Also, I was in a fivish year relationship when I met my wife. Something that night just clicked and I knew. Got her number, went home, the next night was a late halloween party, had decent sex with girlfriend, told her some girl gave me her number the night before. She made some derisive comment about her not gonna call, but I was already talking to my wife like crazy, all night and all day. Had the crazy sexy routine, only this time to save up so I wouldn't rush things with the wife. Said goodbye the next morning. Also, she was wearing a borrowed hermionie costume which I absolutely drenched in come.
Dude you should seek professional help
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:15 pm to blue_morrison
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Yesterday I told the chick-fil-a cashier I didn't want whipped cream on my shake
But I actually wanted it :(
Fake story; not open on Sunday. Unless you broke in, and if so, carry on.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:23 pm to John88
Smashed a chick in her boyfriends bed that she was living with.... While he was out of town grieving losing his father a few days prior.... I know... 
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:25 pm to CoachDon
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I put boxes of condoms in old peoples shopping carts at the store every time I shop. Especially the old people in the motorized shopping carts.
I've put a box of condoms in the cart of parents that had obnoxious kids with them at the store a few times. I'm talking about loud screaming arse kids running all over the place, typically 3+ kids running around.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:28 pm to biglego
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fricked your mom
Thread is about Bad THINGS you've done. Not things you've done that you were bad at.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:37 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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Dude you should seek professional help
Why?
Because I was young and an a-hole?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:47 pm to John88
I made millions by becoming the spokesman for a large fast food company and convincing people they could lose weight by eating footlong sub sandwiches.
Among other things.
Among other things.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:54 pm to G The Tiger Fan
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I made millions by becoming the spokesman for a large fast food company and convincing people they could lose weight by eating footlong sub sandwiches. Among other things.
Posts like this make all of the bullshite on here worth coming back.
Bravo, young man. I wish I could upvote you a 2nd time.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:56 pm to G The Tiger Fan
As a child I hid my neighbors rollerblades in my trashcan as a joke. Trashman came before I remembered to take them out. He lost $200 skates.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 6:13 pm to cheesesteak501
Banged the younger sister of one of my fraternity brothers, though he was mostly cool with it. Even dated her for a few months.
Accepted a BJ from a different girl after breaking up with her.
I guess I'm just not as much of a sociopath as most OT posters.
Accepted a BJ from a different girl after breaking up with her.
I guess I'm just not as much of a sociopath as most OT posters.
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