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re: Answers in Genesis presents: Noahland
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:12 am to Amazing Moves
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:12 am to Amazing Moves
According to an article I read it took two years and over a thousand workers, including several hundred Amish carpenters. The weirdo doing it all (same guy that made creationist museum) said maybe Noah hired laborers. Funny how a guy that believes in a strict, literal interpretation of the Bible is now compelled to make inferences to help explain the story. He may have inadvertently set himself and other fundamentalists on a path towards realizing that Noah, Adam & eve, job, Jonah are all allegorical and not intended to be taken literally. Which, of course, is the view that most mainliners take on those stories. Unfortunately fundamentalist doctrine overshadows mainline views in the news.
This post was edited on 6/26/16 at 6:21 am
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Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:35 am to Roger Klarvin
Say what you want about Noah, but he advanced his sea-faring story along much better than The Mother of Dragons. And he did it all by himself!
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:35 am to Brazos
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Gambling with eternity is fun.
As good of a reason as any, right?
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:40 am to pilsnerpusher
I read a theory that Noah was a floating merchant. So, when the flood came, he basically tied other crafts to his and they had this huge floating group of rafts.
That explains the animals...they were there because they were intended to be sold.
Then the story morphed into the animals arriving, and thr duration of The Flood.
How does the museum know what the antediluvian animals looked like? Extinct animals are sculpted?
That explains the animals...they were there because they were intended to be sold.
Then the story morphed into the animals arriving, and thr duration of The Flood.
How does the museum know what the antediluvian animals looked like? Extinct animals are sculpted?
This post was edited on 6/26/16 at 6:41 am
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:49 am to Roger Klarvin
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The process may have taken some time, but eventually all of the animals were able to exit the Ark to spread around the globe
Posted on 6/26/16 at 6:56 am to Amazing Moves
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You'd figure the construction alone would tip these lunatics off. How long did it take to build that ark...
Same way I believe the pyramids were built, with no technology ....
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:17 am to Pepe Lepew
The pyramids were built by thousands of paid Egyptians over hundreds of years. The Ark was supposedly built by a single family.
Of course, Noah also supposedly lived to be 500 years old so he probably had plenty of time
I love watching the looks on people's faces when they try to explain this to mixed company. The cognitive dissonance palpable. Deep down, most suspect it's bullshite.
Of course, Noah also supposedly lived to be 500 years old so he probably had plenty of time
I love watching the looks on people's faces when they try to explain this to mixed company. The cognitive dissonance palpable. Deep down, most suspect it's bullshite.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:24 am to Roger Klarvin
For 60$ you can go inside the creation museum after the arc
where is this?
where is this?
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:25 am to Sir Drinksalot
Kentucky
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:28 am to Roger Klarvin
I will def check this out. I bet it's awesome inside.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:29 am to Sir Drinksalot
Is there a snack bar?
Good healthy snacks like celery and bark....
Good healthy snacks like celery and bark....
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:31 am to Sir Drinksalot
It's never going to be ready in time!
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:33 am to canyon
Damn, a lot of people in this thread going to Hell. I'd love to go see this and yes I believe the story literally. Argue away.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:36 am to Shepherd88
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I'd love to go see this and yes I believe the story literally. Argue away.
There's really not anything to argue about, people who believe this stuff in 2016 are immune to reason and capable of believing literally anything.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:37 am to Roger Klarvin
I sure hope lightning doesn't strike it.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:38 am to stonedbegonias
I wonder if it will float-for real. BS if it doesn't IMHO
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:40 am to Roger Klarvin
So why would it not be true?
But I always wonder why the fish got a free pass or did the salt water mixing with fresh water kill all the fish. I bet it stunk for months afterwards, if so.
But I always wonder why the fish got a free pass or did the salt water mixing with fresh water kill all the fish. I bet it stunk for months afterwards, if so.
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:41 am to Roger Klarvin
There's pretty evident proof that there was a massive flood several thousand years ago..
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:46 am to Bullfrog
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So why would it not be true?
LINK
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But I always wonder why the fish got a free pass or did the salt water mixing with fresh water kill all the fish.
The vast majority of ocean life would have been killed be desalination, and every single land plant would have been killed. Of course, the amount of water necessary to elevate sea levels globally to the extent describe in the Bible doesn't even exist on Earth
Posted on 6/26/16 at 8:49 am to Shepherd88
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There's pretty evident proof that there was a massive flood several thousand years ago..
There have been numerous massive floods in numerous eras recorded throughout human history. There is no scientific objection to large scale local floods.
The flood described in Genesis is a scientific impossibility.
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