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re: Accurate Diagrams of Marriage and Divorce in the 21st Century

Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:05 am to
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16994 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:05 am to
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and is now with a newer, younger, hotter girl who kids love


Good for him. I have hot young girls that want to date and frick me. But they don't take me seriously and always bring my kids and my age up after they've had their fun for a few months.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:15 am to
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I have hot young girls that want to date and frick me. But they don't take me seriously and always bring my kids and my age up after they've had their fun for a few months.


I totally believe you.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16994 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:17 am to
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I totally believe you.

Believe what you want. I guess I should be happy if I was just wanting meaningless fun. That shite has gotten old after 3 years of it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:24 am to
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So there are no women who can provide financially for their families as well as a father without Governent help?



I'm not saying that, but in an apocalyptic scenario It would be a true feat to be able to raise a family without a family unit.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7106 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:27 am to
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You don't really think 89% of women get some non-husband dick during their marriage do you? I assume not. I don't think it is even 50%. I think most marriages end before dick actually goes in.


One of the indisputable facts of life: Men don't leave "pussy" for "no pussy".

Likewise, women don't leave "dick" for "no dick".
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:27 am to
Congrats on marrying the 40 yr old chick that every dick at the bar has been inside. Accept your fate, it will make it that much easier.
Posted by LSUBlitzkrieg
SCOTTSDALE, AZ
Member since Dec 2005
2011 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:35 am to
Humorous cartoon but sadly a common occurrence in today's world...in my case however, I, being the man/Dad, have full custody and decision making for my 4 children and live in what was once our home together....it literally took her being a meth and heroin junkie for this to happen but there are many solid Dad's out there raising great kids.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16994 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:35 am to
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Congrats on marrying the 40 yr old chick that every dick at the bar has been inside. Accept your fate, it will make it that much easier.


Yeah...frick that
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11218 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:37 am to
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One of the indisputable facts of life: Men don't leave "pussy" for "no pussy". Likewise, women don't leave "dick" for "no dick".


I did not leave my marriage with a new dick already in place.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 am to
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The insecurity of men and their mistakes of marrying before the age of 30 come out in these BS threads. Don't rush into having kids either. Take the first two years of marriage and travel and enjoy them. You've got plenty of time to have kids.


I married at age 22, but our first kid isn't due until June.....6 years to the month after we got married.

All it comes down to is choosing wisely, being honest with each other, and not being in a danged rush to get hitched/have kids. Like you said, they'll happen eventually for most folks if they've built a solid relationship first.

Mine ain't perfect, of course, but I'm the happiest I've ever been since I've been with her, and both of us are committed to doing our part to keep the marriage healthy.
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 7:54 am
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93699 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:10 am to
You can always tell the jaded divorced men in these threads

I'm not saying it's impossible to get a divorce, but it's always easy to point out.

I always wonder who fricked up their relationship more. Said male or their ex wife.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:20 am to
I don't plan on ever getting married again. Waited until i was in my early 30's to get married and have kids. Figured i did the best i could possibly do and still ended up divorced.
My lady i'm with now knows all about it and understands because i let her know up front.
Wonder if that's going to change later?

Nahh, she's pretty cool about it. We've both been divorced and don't see the need in doing all that shite again.She has her own money and me mine and it's working pretty good this way.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:46 am to
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You've got plenty of time to have kids.




There was a study done with fruit flies, by Dr. Michael R. Rose, that lends credence to the idea that if people wait until later in their lives to have kids then the human race will(albeit slowly) develop a longer lifespan. It took twelve generations for a substantial change in the fruit flies.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75168 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:47 am to
I think it's a good idea. The more money you'll save too.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16994 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:49 am to
And the longer women wait to have children, the more likely they are to have birth defects. So they'll have kids with Downs that live longer?
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37243 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:53 am to
My neighbor is living through pretty much the exact situation in that diagram.

Even down to her blaming him for her cheating.

Poor bastard
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16994 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:00 am to
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Even down to her blaming him for her cheating.

The cheater always tries to blame the one who was cheated on. It's called denial. They don't want to actually face the reality of what a despicable thing they did and how it killed the person that they vowed never to hurt.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:10 am to
The most eye-opening part of this thread is how many of y'all have kids. Scary.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:13 am to
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The cheater always tries to blame the one who was cheated on. It's called denial. They don't want to actually face the reality of what a despicable thing they did and how it killed the person that they vowed never to hurt.




I've seen it so many times now I know almost exactly how it's gonna go. They follow a script.

They'll always have an excuse as to why someone else made them do it. Never their fault, and they'll latch on to anyone who will justify their behaviour.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14398 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:34 am to
Wife's boss.
Such a liar, she's already been found in contempt of court.
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