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re: Accurate Diagrams of Marriage and Divorce in the 21st Century

Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:08 pm to
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Smart Men don't get married to lazy sluts. Any males who marry lazy sluts now a days are idiots


FIFY. My wife works a professional job all day and goes out of her way to cook, play with our son and spend time with me when we're all home. We split cleaning because we both make the mess. We couldn't be more happy.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
1501 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:10 pm to
Terrible business decision.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19353 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:12 pm to
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89% of all women cheat at least once during their marriage. Only 1% get caught.


Well this just isn't true at all. Like not even close.

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79143 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:25 pm to
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Well this just isn't true at all. Like not even close.



It's so weird when these threads come up, given that this is a southern website and half the dudes here probably married extremely conservative women. There are exceptions of course - ones you can't see coming.

But for every one of these "good girls" who go over to the skank side, there are 20 trashy girls with their dudes in the background going "OMG what happened to my angel" while all their friends go "she's always been a whore, we told you, you're an idiot."
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19353 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:28 pm to
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Pettifogger


You don't really think 89% of women get some non-husband dick during their marriage do you? I assume not.

I don't think it is even 50%. I think most marriages end before dick actually goes in.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:28 pm to
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She's as much a part of me as my left arm.


conveniently the one arm you could do without between the two if you had to pick one to cut off



Im left handed.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:31 pm to
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FIFY. My wife works a professional job all day and goes out of her way to cook, play with our son and spend time with me when we're all home. We split cleaning because we both make the mess. We couldn't be more happy


Damn she must be getting absolutely railed on the side.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:34 pm to
For some reason the funniest part is the dog barking when the guy is coming over to bang the ex wife
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8624 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Well this just isn't true at all. Like not even close.


but he gave percentages...
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:42 pm to
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Choose your woman wisely.


This.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79143 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:04 pm to
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You don't really think 89% of women get some non-husband dick during their marriage do you? I assume not.

I don't think it is even 50%. I think most marriages end before dick actually goes in.


Yeah, no way. And not always just because they're so loyal they'll only whore it up for their husbands. We tend to skip over that there is probably a huge swath of women that are practically asexual, much to the detriment of their husbands. I'm not saying that's better, I'm just using it to challenge the %.

Not sure if it's the oilfield influence on this site or what, but a lot of pain can be avoided by listening to what other people say about your GF and trying to look at it unemotionally. I'm just constantly amazed to come across marriages where the guy is getting cheated on and there are huge warning signs, or the girl is just an awful person, and the guy should have known because everyone in his life despises her.

If all your friends hate her or tell you she's got a wandering eye, that shite is on you. If 90% of her life is on social media, or she thinks the Kardashians are interesting, everything is for show, then that shite is also on you. If she takes selfies by herself, or has ever made a duck face pose in her life, and you marry her? Well, you deserve it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123980 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:06 pm to
That's fairly accurate.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123980 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:08 pm to
I got the house and 50/50 custody. No child support. No alimony. My kids love me and we do a ton of fun stuff together.

So I'd say it worked out better for me than most
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28257 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:18 pm to
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Reminds me of our old pal fr33




Muppet is a white grungy looking guy isn't he? I don't think he's a brotha.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123980 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:33 pm to
Catfish. Couldn't even pull it off with his own pics. Had to be someone he wasn't to even have a chance.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72907 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:41 pm to
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I'm glad my wife is sane.


That's very fluid and can change on a dime.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 5:59 pm to
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Smart Men don't get married. Any males who marry now a days are idiots

that bitch must have fricked you over bad...
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 6:08 pm to
None of married friends seem happy but I don't think they have ever been cheated on. They all married pretty great, educated girls too and despite that, their lives just are so depressing.

It's always interesting to me to hear all these guys on the ot say how happy thier marriages are, when I've just never met any men who feel that way irl.
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 6:09 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72907 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 6:12 pm to
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None of married friends seem happy but I don't think they have ever been cheated on. They all married pretty great, educated girls too and despite that, their lives just are so depressing.


Our society creates unrealistic expectations about what marriage is and should be. That one size fits all belief creates havoc in the real world.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37466 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 6:17 pm to
Some of you on here are some seriously miserable counts.

No being married is not like single 20 year old you in college with strange pussy literally and figuratively falling in your lap.

But a real marriage is f-ing awesome and I truly pity those who will never know this
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