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Obtuse Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice TD review thread (SPOILERS p5+)
Posted on 3/24/16 at 9:56 am
Posted on 3/24/16 at 9:56 am
I got to watch a sneak peak of BvS last night. I wont go into any spoiler details in this initial post (i can later if people want). I am a self proclaimed DC Apologist and even liked MoS.
However, everything the "haters" said about this movie is true and sooooo much more. 40 minutes in I had to ask the guy next to me to bite my wrist open because I was too busy clawing my eyes out. It is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. It is hard to even call this a movie because it had no story, no context, and was basically just a jumble of scenes that made no sense together. When the torture of 2 hours ended, not a single clap was given. Literally. everyone looked around wondering if they all just went through the same mind raping experience.
I am done, Mr. Snyder. The only analogy I can give about my feelings is I want to take Snyder's arm, shove it up my arse, and smear whatever comes out all over his face. I deserve the arse pain because I was dumb enough to put my faith into this man and blindly ignored the warning signs.
Snyder single handedly destroyed an entire franchise and my most beloved character. How this movie even has the RT score it does is beyond me. It should sit around 10%.
Wonder woman was actually really good. Affleck was good, but the character is atrocious. That's it.
However, everything the "haters" said about this movie is true and sooooo much more. 40 minutes in I had to ask the guy next to me to bite my wrist open because I was too busy clawing my eyes out. It is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. It is hard to even call this a movie because it had no story, no context, and was basically just a jumble of scenes that made no sense together. When the torture of 2 hours ended, not a single clap was given. Literally. everyone looked around wondering if they all just went through the same mind raping experience.
I am done, Mr. Snyder. The only analogy I can give about my feelings is I want to take Snyder's arm, shove it up my arse, and smear whatever comes out all over his face. I deserve the arse pain because I was dumb enough to put my faith into this man and blindly ignored the warning signs.
Snyder single handedly destroyed an entire franchise and my most beloved character. How this movie even has the RT score it does is beyond me. It should sit around 10%.
Wonder woman was actually really good. Affleck was good, but the character is atrocious. That's it.
This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 4:59 pm
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Posted on 3/24/16 at 9:57 am to BlacknGold
Now this is how you melt. 
Posted on 3/24/16 at 9:58 am to BlacknGold
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not...
Posted on 3/24/16 at 9:59 am to BlacknGold
God help us all...
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:00 am to BlacknGold
Make a post with spoilers explaining why it sucked so bad please
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:00 am to BlacknGold
Nice. So they are going to kill this series of movies/universe with their very first ones.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:01 am to BlacknGold
My five year olds excitement to see this is the only thing I am clinging to now.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:01 am to BlacknGold
Yikes! So I should wait until it comes on HBO is what you're saying?
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:02 am to MCSquared16
Really was hoping the early warnings were wrong. Everything has been negative about this movie though.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:02 am to BlacknGold
And here we go
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:03 am to BlacknGold
quote:
I want to take Snyder's arm, shove it up my arse, and smear whatever comes out all over his face.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:03 am to BlacknGold
Was really hoping this movie would be good, but can't I'm not loving the DC meltdown
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:04 am to BlacknGold
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I am done, Mr. Snyder
Snyder is not a good director. The only movies of his that are any good are Wathcmen, which is a bore fest, and Man of Steel, which is flawed and boring at stretches. He does have creative visual flair, but his ability to tell a story through film is minimal. It's a shame, because I am a huge Batman fan yet will not be seeing this movie unless reviews are positive.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:05 am to bigpetedatiga
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bigpetedatiga
you, fewerkilometers, bamatab, abellsujr, even bressus. I am sorry. There is no defense. No sarcasm. This could possibly be argued as a worse movie than the new FF. I want to crawl up in a ball.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:06 am to BlacknGold
It's time to storm the fricking WB headquarters.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:06 am to BlacknGold
quote:
Wonder woman was actually really good. Affleck was good, but the character is atrocious. That's it.
How was Doomsday?
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:07 am to BlacknGold
First off, thank you. Once I got to:
Even if this is hyperbole, I think we've seen enough reviews that the film's plot is at best a bit disjointed and that the film is more interested in spectacle and future films than story-telling.
quote:I started laughing so hard.
Literally. everyone looked around wondering if they all just went through the same mind raping experience.
Even if this is hyperbole, I think we've seen enough reviews that the film's plot is at best a bit disjointed and that the film is more interested in spectacle and future films than story-telling.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:08 am to CBandits82
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How was Doomsday?
exactly as the trailer made it seem. the spoiler trailers are 100% dead on with everything. THERES NO REASON FOR HIM! hes just there then hes not. no fricking context of how or why. they completely ruined that entire story. think people were most pissed at that. Snyder went all imagery, even putting exact panels from the comic onto the screen BUT WITH NO REASON BEHIND THEM!
frick yall for making me relive this traumatizing event in my life. the bleeding... it wont stop...
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:12 am to BlacknGold
Great troll
Was waiting for this
Was waiting for this
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:13 am to TigerFanatic99
I can't stop laughing at this.
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