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re: Obtuse Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice TD review thread (SPOILERS p5+)
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:43 am to Blue Velvet
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:43 am to Blue Velvet
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1. The vast majority of these comic book movies are dogshit and an insult to the source material.
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Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:44 am to RLDSC FAN
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will hate this. You will hate what they've done with Batman.
I have a feeling I know what you're talking about. I'm not going to get mad about this movie since I've been bracing myself for 3 years on how much it's going to suck. Zack Snyder is a terrible director who has no vision whatsoever besides visuals. I've been pissed off at the project for so long I actually feel relieved that I was rightfully concerned about everything. I think I'm going to thoroughly enjoy myself when I watch it tonight and treat it as a parody.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:50 am to OMLandshark
One small "spoiler" to put things into perspective:
Batman literally joins sides with Superman because both of their moms are named Martha and Batman feels badly. This is not a lie or an exaggeration. This is also after he knows who Superman really is, but doesn't know his mom?
Batman literally joins sides with Superman because both of their moms are named Martha and Batman feels badly. This is not a lie or an exaggeration. This is also after he knows who Superman really is, but doesn't know his mom?
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:51 am to BlacknGold
That's absolutely cringe worthy. Thanks for warning me.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:52 am to BlacknGold
I'm going to see it and love it. Just for spite. And Bc I have low taste.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 10:54 am to biglego
more power to you, sir. i hope someone can find joy from this abortion.
you should also check out the holocaust museum. heard its a riot for spiteful enjoyment.
you should also check out the holocaust museum. heard its a riot for spiteful enjoyment.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:35 am to BlacknGold
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I got to watch a sneak peak of BvS last night. I wont go into any spoiler details in this initial post (i can later if people want). I am a self proclaimed DC Apologist and even liked MoS.
However, everything the "haters" said about this movie is true and sooooo much more. 40 minutes in I had to ask the guy next to me to bite my wrist open because I was too busy clawing my eyes out. It is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. It is hard to even call this a movie because it had no story, no context, and was basically just a jumble of scenes that made no sense together. When the torture of 2 hours ended, not a single clap was given. Literally. everyone looked around wondering if they all just went through the same mind raping experience.
I am done, Mr. Snyder. The only analogy I can give about my feelings is I want to take Snyder's arm, shove it up my arse, and smear whatever comes out all over his face. I deserve the arse pain because I was dumb enough to put my faith into this man and blindly ignored the warning signs.
Snyder single handedly destroyed an entire franchise and my most beloved character. How this movie even has the RT score it does is beyond me. It should sit around 10%.
Wonder woman was actually really good. Affleck was good, but the character is atrocious. That's it.
I still can't believe it's that bad
There's no way. Some people have really loved it. Remember the "greatest comic book film!" Granted, that's probably a fanboy, but people don't fanboy for a movie that's possibly worse than Daredevil according to some. There are no fanboys for Daredevil. Or the new FF. Or even Spider-Man 3.Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:37 am to Tactical1
we are taking the kids Saturday, I'm worried now.
They prefer Marvel, but I preferred DC as a kid.
I was hoping to see DC create a neat rival universe, but this sounds like it could bomb.
They prefer Marvel, but I preferred DC as a kid.
I was hoping to see DC create a neat rival universe, but this sounds like it could bomb.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:38 am to Freauxzen
Freaux, you of all people should know how much I wanted this to be good.
THE DOSSIER!!!
THE DOSSIER!!!
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:40 am to CBandits82
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I was hoping at least Doomsday would be legit.
Well when you take away one of the coolest and most obscene origins in comicdon, you might be left with something pretty bland.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:42 am to BlacknGold
shite - now i dunno if i want to give this film money - may save my cash for Suicide Squad.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:43 am to BlacknGold
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Freaux, you of all people should know how much I wanted this to be good.
I know!
But wow, this would suck immensely if it's that bad. I was willing to take what I consider a lame Superman to get, hopefully, a better Hal Jordan and Barry Allen (with different creative teams behind those films). This would probably kill that, at least temporarily.
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THE DOSSIER!!!
So does he use a dossier at all? Spoilers please. Not having dossiers was most likely the beginning of the end for this film.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:44 am to BlacknGold
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One small "spoiler" to put things into perspective:
No way. Just no way.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:46 am to BlacknGold
Hey, if you are going to flame out might has well destroy two tentpoles at twice the cost.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:47 am to TigerMyth36
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:47 am to tylerdurden24
I was laughing my arse off reading that review. It honestly sounds awesome to me.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:47 am to Freauxzen
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But wow, this would suck immensely if it's that bad. I was willing to take what I consider a lame Superman to get, hopefully, a better Hal Jordan and Barry Allen (with different creative teams behind those films). This would probably kill that, at least temporarily.
They need to have Berlanti and Berman just produce EVERYTHING.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 11:50 am to BlacknGold
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