re: Obtuse Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice TD review thread (SPOILERS p5+)

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Barry Allen (with different creative teams behind those films)

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wait until you see this dude....

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So does he use a dossier at all? Spoilers please.

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i dont want to go into major spoilers because i would have to go into the entire 2hr shite storm. go in it with the least amount of spoilers. that way you can fully grasp the abortion at hand. except its a full term abortion.

Just get it over with

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THERES NO REASON FOR HIM! hes just there then hes not. no fricking context of how or why. they completely ruined that entire story

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so like Venom in Spiderman 3? to that.

Man, I got tickets to see this tonight with a friend from college. I was afraid it would be bad, but I got excited by some of the early tweets. However everything I've heard lately has been not good. My wife has warned me she doesn't want me to come home bitching about the movie.

You know who Warners ought to bring in to fix this and direct Justice League? The Wachowskis. Seriously. They can handle the big special effects, they can stage action scenes and they're OK if you give them a story and don't let them do their own shite.

Dawn of the Dead, by far.

Yep, that ones good too

No. Because it feels like the opposite. It seems they shot a 10 hour movie and were forced to make it into a 2 hour movie. So its like they just picked random scenes they thought would work and put it together. It would need to be longer for it to be more of a movie. Which would just be more torture probably.

So you couldn't separate it into two or three good movies? A lot of what I'm reading is that there are too many plots going on that go nowhere. I'll hangup and listen, I've already read more than I wanted to.

Yes that would make it a more complete movie(s). However, the characters are so bad and the plot lines are so strewn about you would probably be left with a bunch of shitty movies rather than one piece of shite. Snyder's version of Batman feels like Snyder walked into a comic shop, pulled 3 or 4 random graphic novels off the shelf from different eras, and thought it was one story. The characters themselves are just really poorly written. The dialogue at times is plain laughable. Some of the scenes look nice, but that's about it. The movie as a whole just doesn't make sense. Splintering that illogical story into smaller pieces won't fix the problem.