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re: OJ's parole in jeopardy because he was caught yanking it

Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4537 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:57 pm to
If you ain't the master of your domain....

Then in prison you will remain.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33471 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

If you stroke your pole, there's no parole


What we have here is a thread winner. Nicely done, my friend
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145136 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:08 pm to
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 3:09 pm
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83459 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
Just showed a room full of people this.

We're all still laughing.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:30 pm to
should have stuck with nofap, smh
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6757 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Why is masturbation punishable


Seems silly but my best guess would be they have had problems with the fluids being weaponized against guards?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47553 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Why is masturbation punishable?
because it's jail. it's supposed to suck
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

If you stroke your pole, there's no parole

Post of the year
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

now 70


Never trust a fart or waste a hard on.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36279 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:27 pm to
There's to be no pleasure had in prison baw
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11659 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

pleasuring himself in his cell -  strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S


banning masturbation in prison is pretty much the definition of Cruel & Unusual
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202824 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

If you stroke your pole, there's no parole


Holy. frick. If I actually met you in person, I would buy you a drink for being so fricking funny.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68450 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:43 pm to
Guess the semen clogs up the pipes
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18752 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:45 pm to
Prisons would be safer and require far fewer security officers if each prisoner got (1) one handjob per day from a Chinese massage lady and (2) two joints per day.

Everyone would be chill.

Conservatives should get behind this as a tax saving strategy.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:06 pm to
Damn, Juice is really 70??? frick
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10697 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:15 pm to
It's not technically against the rules........

It's just frowned upon
























Thanks Bin Laden
Posted by buccaneer88
San Antonio, TX
Member since Nov 2016
666 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:27 pm to
Didn't happen, dumbasses
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 8:07 am to
Not the big release he was hoping for.
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