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Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:06 pm to BCMCubs
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If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
What we have here is a thread winner. Nicely done, my friend
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:08 pm to BCMCubs
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:17 pm to BCMCubs
quote:Just showed a room full of people this.
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
We're all still laughing.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:30 pm to bamarep
should have stuck with nofap, smh
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:32 pm to CunningLinguist
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Why is masturbation punishable
Seems silly but my best guess would be they have had problems with the fluids being weaponized against guards?
Posted on 7/19/17 at 3:54 pm to CunningLinguist
quote:because it's jail. it's supposed to suck
Why is masturbation punishable?
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:18 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
Post of the year
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:21 pm to bamarep
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now 70
Never trust a fart or waste a hard on.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:27 pm to CunningLinguist
There's to be no pleasure had in prison baw
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:55 pm to bamarep
quote:
pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S
banning masturbation in prison is pretty much the definition of Cruel & Unusual
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:35 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
Holy. frick. If I actually met you in person, I would buy you a drink for being so fricking funny.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:43 pm to CunningLinguist
Guess the semen clogs up the pipes
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:45 pm to BCMCubs
Prisons would be safer and require far fewer security officers if each prisoner got (1) one handjob per day from a Chinese massage lady and (2) two joints per day.
Everyone would be chill.
Conservatives should get behind this as a tax saving strategy.
Everyone would be chill.
Conservatives should get behind this as a tax saving strategy.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:06 pm to bamarep
Damn, Juice is really 70??? frick
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:15 pm to lsusportsman2
It's not technically against the rules........
It's just frowned upon
Thanks Bin Laden
It's just frowned upon
Thanks Bin Laden
Posted on 7/20/17 at 8:07 am to bamarep
Not the big release he was hoping for.
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