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OJ's parole in jeopardy because he was caught yanking it
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:16 pm
Whipping his pud in his prison cell.
LINK
This
Is
Awesome
The Juice denied for stroking his root.
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quote:
OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was caught pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. - a prison source has told Dailymail.com.
'OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' said the source. 'He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.'
quote:
When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.
This
Is
Awesome
The Juice denied for stroking his root.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 2:34 pm
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:18 pm to bamarep
Why is masturbation punishable?
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:18 pm to bamarep
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:18 pm to bamarep
quote:
pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S
That is ludicrous.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:19 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
Legit busted out laughing in my office. People are staring.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:20 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
That sure beats (sorry for the pun) sorry for partying, nice work !
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:20 pm to The Truth 34
quote:
Legit busted out laughing in my office. People are staring.
I hope you have to explain it to them
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:21 pm to bamarep
The juice wasn't worth the squeeze
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:21 pm to BCMCubs
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:22 pm to bamarep
Pounding guys in the arse is? Okay by us. Jacking off? No way, buddy.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:22 pm to bwallcubfan
My boss TDs. No worries. I just emailed him the link.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:22 pm to bamarep
At this point, you could tell me the flying spaghetti monster helped OJ escape from prison, and I'd believe it.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:30 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
If you stroke your pole, there's no parole
:lol: 
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:34 pm to Bham Bammer
The choking of his chicken is a subconscious metaphor
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:34 pm to bamarep
quote:Well this seems counterproductive. Let's make a bunch of criminals more angry and frustrated than usual.
was caught pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. -
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:35 pm to MontyFranklyn
quote:
Pounding guys in the arse is? Okay by us. Jacking off? No way, buddy.
You can't possibly believe this to be true?
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:40 pm to bamarep
Still whacking it to Nicole after all these years.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:41 pm to bamarep
That's so stupid if true, which it probably is.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:45 pm to bamarep
LOL they are going all out to make sure he stays in prison.
So, Banging men in the arse, or getting bottomed is ok, jerking off is bad! lol
So, Banging men in the arse, or getting bottomed is ok, jerking off is bad! lol
Posted on 7/19/17 at 2:46 pm to bamarep
Well...did the Juice get loose in his cell, at least?
It should only be punishable if he finished.
It should only be punishable if he finished.
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