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What do "real men" drink

Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29159 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:39 pm
This thread is started so I can tell this funny story.

I'm at a beer and martini bar in Savannah a couple of years ago. Sitting outside with some friends enjoying some beverages.

This guy pulls up in a pickup truck, a true work truck. He's got 2 big labs in the back. He gets out and he's obviously a fit working guy. Work boots, ball cap t-shirt.

He finds a place to sit and once he's settled and orders, he whistles and the dogs jump out and come over and sit under his table.

The guy is a prototypical dude in every sense of the word.

Then the waitress shows up with his drink. A big chocolate martini with whip cream, cherry and the works.

I thought it was awesome.

I know CSB.
Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2226 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:39 pm to
The blood of their enemies.

On Topic, I once saw a guy bubble a bottle of wild turkey 5 times and not blink. I still stand in awe of that guy.
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83525 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:40 pm to
I drank the shite out of a strawberry mimosa last night with dinner
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116092 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:41 pm to
Whatever the hell they want to drink.
Posted by Jambo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
2236 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:49 pm to
Rum punch with extra fruity juices son. Blee dat.
Posted by Dale Gribble
Member since Aug 2014
251 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:51 pm to
Cambodian Breastmilk
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3737 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:52 pm to
Bud/thread
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:02 pm to
Real men drink whatever the f$&k they want. Men who care what other men will think about their drink choices are metrosexual bitches who may as well just start sucking cocks.

And whiskey, real men drink whiskey.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29159 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

maxxrajun70


I never get tired of Clint as that character. One of the greatest ever.
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2655 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:06 pm to
Reinheitsgebot

water + hops + barley = beer
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26538 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:07 pm to
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Whatever the hell they want to drink.


The only correct answer.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:08 pm to
Bourbon and beer are my go to.

But I'll drink anything from a chocolate martini to a blush wine out of a box if the mood strikes me without a care in the world.

Only consideration is how full a drink will make me (white russian) or hangover considerations (sugary fruity drinks).
Posted by LSURoss
SWLAish
Member since Dec 2007
15266 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:08 pm to
that's not beer without yeast :)
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2655 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 1:19 pm to
Ok, add yeast to the above. I'm saying beer without additives.
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
11805 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 2:11 pm to
A Double
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 2:14 pm
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9933 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 2:17 pm to
Some killer rosés during the summer.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24343 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 2:22 pm to
Room temperature hard liquor in the same glass that they never wash
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12729 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 2:40 pm to
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Room temperature hard liquor in the same glass that they never wash


Swirl around the first drink you pour for the day. That's considered washing it.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112417 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 2:51 pm to
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He finds a place to sit and once he's settled and orders, he whistles and the dogs jump out and come over and sit under his table.


If he didn't order some treats for the labs he's a jackass.
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