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Help me help my idiot coworker - NOLA food recs

Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:00 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83579 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:00 am
My idiot coworker is going to NOLA this weekend and wants food recs.

Here are his idiotic stipulations:

- No seafood or as he puts it "no ocean critters"
- No Mexican, Asian, or anything remotely not 'Murican
- "No where that the real locals (*wink wink) like to hang out"
- Nothing too fancy.

He is staying downtown.

I told him Cochon. Anything else?
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36418 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:01 am to
Just send his arse to mothers
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120267 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:02 am to
Applebees
Chilis
Ruby tuesday
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5189 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:03 am to
McDonalds
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:04 am to
Get a muffaletta from Serio's.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:12 am to
Lucky Dog
Hooters
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:19 am to
Hard Rock Cafe



Might be the first time ever mentioned on this board
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101404 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:21 am to
Sounds like a real a-hole.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83579 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:22 am to
He is. He is from Arkansas. He sucks.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47381 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:27 am to
Tell him to go get brisket at Tujaque's if he can get in.

Cafe du Monde
Posted by Oenophile Brah
The Edge of Sanity
Member since Jan 2013
7540 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:27 am to
Ugly Dog Saloon.

Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101404 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Ugly Dog Saloon.


I think the owner's from Arkansas.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:29 am to
Ernst
Walk-On's
Manning's
Gordon Biersch
Butcher
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:31 am to
Parkway or the best place to get non seafood po-boys would be a good option.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36418 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Message Posted by Salmon He is. He is from Arkansas. He sucks.


I can already see him returning to work and boldly proclaiming that New Orleans food is overrated and he had better meals at chilis
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:39 am to
quote:

returning to work and boldly proclaiming that New Orleans food is overrated


Not a bad thing for NOLA.

I wish the word had never gotten out that there are jobs and great places to live in Atlanta.

Another idea would be to direct him to some good bars around town. Even if the food is only decent, he'd probably have a good time because of good drinks/beer and atmosphere.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50121 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:48 am to
Lucky Dog cart.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37752 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:49 am to
Reminds me of my idiot buddy who only wants to eat at Mothers. One time his sisters drug him to Luke. He immediately gets pissed tgey don't have Budlight. Sulls up. Orders the only thing he sees with duck in it cause he didn't know how to pronounce any of the other German shite. So when he gets his duck pate his flips his lid and leaves, goes to Boutbon street and seeks asylum in a bunch of Budlight.
Posted by Clint Torres
Member since Oct 2011
2662 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:50 am to
this may be the strangest request i've seen on this board
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
11987 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:55 am to
He sounds like the exact center of Gordon Bierschs target market.
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