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Arse's Fatty Rewind™ (Beau Rivage edition)

Posted on 6/8/15 at 10:58 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 10:58 am
It was quite the relaxing weekend in Biloxi. I grabbed a Beam and headed out the door.


The ride was quick. We checked in and poured some drinks. I didn't have regular Beam at the house, but I found some single barrel. My view of the marina was nice. It would be nice for them to re-open it.


My friend's room had a nice view of the new stadium. It was their opening series. People were wearing Shuckers gear all over town. I was unable to get any tickets, but I'm looking forward to it on my next visit.


After several drinks, we made our way to dinner. We went to Jia. I grabbed a Tsingtao and reviewed the menu.


I ordered some lettuce wraps, beef skewers, dumplings and a sushi roll with spicy tuna on top. The meal was very good, and the service was great. The lettuce wraps were very good, and the chili sauce that accompanied them was spicy.





After dinner, I played some poker and pounded the free Beams. Their pours had a bit too much soda for me.

After gambling, we watched a band at the bar by the elevators. I found some beer that reminded me of my mom.


Some Auburn fan was making it rain ones for some reason. I didn't see any strippers, male or female. I guess he just liked shitty casino music.




After the band stopped, I retired to the room. I awoke early in preparations of game day. I started to pound around 8. They had some fellahs catching trout.



I needed a base, so I went to the coffee shop and got a sausage and egg biscuit. The biscuit was okay. It seemed to not be homemade, but came with a lot of butter on top.



I hit the tables and continued to drink. Around lunch, we tried to go to lunch at the golf course. Unfortunately, we didn't have a tee time, so they couldn't get us in.

We went to the Shed. I had never been before, and don't think my return will be necessary.


I grabbed an Old Milwaukee and their platter.







The meat was covered in sauce. I couldn't taste much of the meat flavors. The pork and beef tasted similar. I guess if you cover Chicken's sphincter in sauce, it would be decent. I was not of fan.

The macaroni was very bland too. I had to add pepper and some tabasco pepper vinegar to make it better.

I left a few marks behind.


Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 10:58 am to
After lunch, we went to the Golden Nugget to walk around the fishing tournament set up. The Nugget is not impressive.

We returned to the hotel to pound and watch the Belmont and batting practice. My friend brought some run and I indulged.Here's the start to the Triple Crown.



The drinking would not end. We went to a bar to watch some of the LSU game. I grabbed a Beam and shot the shite with a few people from the Lafayette area. They were rooting for the Tigers.


Some baw was going to town on some delicious looking nachos beneath me.



I was running my mouth and people kept buying me drinks.



We had dinner reservations at BR Prime. One the way out, some good old baw got me a pint of Beam. I was happy.



For dinner we grabbed a bottle of wine. I ordered a caesar salad with anchovies, seared scallops and a delmonico ribeye. Everything was outstanding. This was my favorite meal of the weekend.





Several at the table ordered a crab salad. The lump crab meat on them were outrageous. This piece was given to me and deserved its own shot.


After dinner, we returned to the tables and the bar from the night before. Auburn boy was still there!

On Sunday, I went to the coffee shop and grabbed a cinnamon roll. I needed to get my body ready for the pool.



It was a warm morning, and I needed a beer. The guy behind the bar told me he had a 32 oz draft. I took it.



After a misunderstanding, they figured out who I was and upgraded me to the poolside.



After a few beers, I ordered some chips and french onion dip. They were tasty, but I would have preferred Ruffles.



After a few laps, my hunger came back. I ordered a Cuban and it was delicious. However, I must say, I was confused by the addition of bacon to the sandwich.



After lunch, I showered and hit the floors.

For dinner, we went to a bar that had on the game. I grabbed some fajitas and a pizza to share. They were edible.




The toilet took a beating this morning.

Stay fat, my friends.

-Arse
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 11:03 am
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7320 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:05 am to
Great work as usual.
I've never been impressed with the Shed. Although the owners are great at getting publicity for themselves -- they've been on a bunch of Food Network shows, probably because they're young and good looking.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:08 am to
Very meh
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

After a misunderstanding, they figured out who I was and upgraded me to the poolside.
Posted by RollDatRoll
Who Dat. Roll Tide.
Member since Dec 2010
12245 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:08 am to
The Shed does suck. You should have asked the F&DB's opinion before going.
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
9764 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:10 am to
I have to agree about the Shed. Not impressed at all. Stopped last year on our way to Destin and would not go back.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Very meh


I don't expect much from the Coast.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18905 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:20 am to
E view the Shed as one of those places you go for 70% location/people watching/drinking and 30% "oh hell, they serve food? OK then. I will eat when I am drunk."

If you expect that, it isn't so bad.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:24 am to
"Tigerdroppings was here"...AWESOME dude, I love it.

Also, I've been to that same bar at the Beau, and people were throwing $1 bills all over the place while the band was playing.

What's the deal with that? It's trashy to pick them up right?
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:27 am to
Meh on the Shed...
My Air Force buddies thought it was the shite, but they were not from around these parts.
Posted by Oenophile Brah
The Edge of Sanity
Member since Jan 2013
7540 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:28 am to
They used the term "seared" scallops very loosely.

Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:45 am to
Did you ask that baw for a taste of his nachos?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18383 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Beau Rivage edition


how was the buffet
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:04 pm to
I didn't partake in those festivities. The lines looked long.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278417 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:05 pm to







look at Walt. I know that head from anywhere
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:23 pm to
not enough gray hair
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39011 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

I don't expect much from the Coast.


shite man, y'all passed up the coolest place on it. BSL has better offerings, outside of everything but food and drink.

The drive up/down old 90 through the Rigolets is must when visiting the coast.
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 12:37 pm
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 1:05 pm to
Arse shoulda went to Mary Mahoney's. I'd like to see his review of that place.
Posted by Boondock544
30A
Member since Sep 2009
1863 posts
Posted on 6/8/15 at 1:17 pm to
I was at laffite's Saturday in hopes if spotting you. Beau Rivage weekend explains it all. Looks like another good weekend!
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