“Kelly Hire @ LSU brings Forced, Factored Increase + Pressure to Saban’s Retirement”.

English, do you speak it?

IDK what I just read but I applaud your effort.

Did a corgi type this?

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coolcorgi

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I guess so.

We just witnessed a stroke

After interviewing leading Casino Sports Book… Vegas Sports Analyst/Journalist confirms that: “Things are Fast, Fluid & Chaotic” amongst Executive Odds Makers along the Strip in the vast College Football Sports Book arena. It was no surprise that “With all the upcoming Coaching Changes, it was expected; but the LSU KELLY hire was NOT”!

Another Leading Vegas Newspaper Editor who witnessed and was latter quoted as saying: “With their Super Computers….In their highly Secure, Back Bunker Offices……in a matter of seconds, immediately upon confirmation of Kelly’s hire”…..”Everything suddenly stopped & quickly changed”! “Attentions were diverted to an All Hands on Deck situation”;…..”to immediately coordinate unexpected, significant, far reaching & rather radical adjustments/changes across the entire National College Football Odds/Sports Book Arena”.

Regarding Brian Kelly’s hire by LSU, the Editor said……”It was a quite obviously a Gargantuan Hire - evidenced & indicated amongst the Insiders who set/lay & oversee the odds at the Major Casinos & Sports Book Industry”

This would have been clearer had you typed it in wingdings.