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KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:3306
Registered on:1/20/2008
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re: Anyone heard of LegalShield? - KyleOrtonsMustache
That's the same pitch this guy went with. ...
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re: Anyone heard of LegalShield? - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Why do you care?[/quote] Why do you care that I care? ...
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Anyone heard of LegalShield? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Some dude just came by our business trying to sell what basically amounted to legal insurance for around $15/month. First off, I can't believe our company president allowed him to do this, but people were signing up like crazy. Most of these people are well educated, but apparently not smart. The s...
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re: Help settle a discussion - KyleOrtonsMustache
2,1,3...
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re: Admit something to the OT - KyleOrtonsMustache
I once mastrubated to a lesbian porn on mute while Waylon Jennings was turned up on my stereo. I also used to do a bunch of blow. Those two confessions are related. ...
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re: what drugs allow you to pass a urine test the fastest? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Ketamine. If you happen to fail your drug test you can still follow Bassnectar with the baws. ...
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re: Whats a good electric shaver? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I've got a Norelco. I found that if I use it daily I get a good close shave. Except for my neck so I top that off with a razor. If I skip a day, I usually run have to go over my whole face with a blade. I use mine in the shower. It saves a little time and keeps me from having to clean the sink. ...
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re: Rolando McClain arrested again. - KyleOrtonsMustache
To me, he was the best player Saban has had. He was an absolute beast. Too bad he's a head case. ...
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re: Southern hero Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson crossed over the river 154 years ago today - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]treasonous revolt t[/quote] Honest question: can a revolt be treasonous if the people committing the revolt left the Union (basically renouncing citizenship) and formed their own country? Wouldn't they simply be enemy combatants and not guilty of treason. Not that one is better than the ot...
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re: Gary Chambers Arrested at BR Council Meeting - KyleOrtonsMustache
Just want to post so maybe Gary will use my name in a FB live video. ...
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re: Have U ever gone MISSING? - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]This is some CRAY chit!!![/quote] I forgot to add that as the cop was backing out of his parking space he backed into a power pole and a bunch of cops showed up and laughed at him. :lol: Wild times. I will kill my kids if they act like me. ...
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re: Have U ever gone MISSING? - KyleOrtonsMustache
In college I spent all my paycheck on a bunch of LSD and weed. Since I didn't have the foresight to pay my phone bill, the telephone company kindly disconnected my phone. Over 5 days I sat in my apartment tripping on and selling LSD with various friends and acquaintances. On a Sunday morning a p...
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re: What's the longest you've gone without bathing/showering? - KyleOrtonsMustache
9 days while hiking in the badlands in S. Dakota. The day we came out we went to eat .99 pancakes at Wall Drug and they made us eat outside because we stunk so bad. I took the greatest shower after that. ...
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re: Could we create some kind of mystery that people would wonder about in the future? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I built a three foot tall pyramid out of rocks in the woods behind my house and buried my cat in there. I bought a bunch of cheap jewelry at the thrift store piled it around him. I figure in 100 years it'll confuse the hell out of people. ...
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re: What does Jimmy Kimmel's Kids Heart Problem have to do with ObamaCare? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Not reading the whole thread, but as the parent of a kid with congenital heart defect who has had four open heart surgeries, I do worry about how he'll get coverage once he's off of our insurance. Now, I started a medical savings account for him when he was born, but I doubt I'll have a few million ...
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re: Who's the most annoying game show host - KyleOrtonsMustache
Pat Sajak. frick him in the eye. Also, frick the OP for acting like Steve Harvey isn't the GOAT. ...
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re: Is becoming an RN worth it? - KyleOrtonsMustache
My wife has been an RN for 19 years. She got her bachelors, so I'm not sure if that has any effect on her pay, but she makes $43/hr base pay. She only works three days a week and loves her job. But when she was in school she said it was a bitch. ...
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re: Non-SEC: What's wrong with Deshaun Watson? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Clearly, Tillman affected his draft rating. ...
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re: Which Bammers went in the Top 10? just tuning in - KyleOrtonsMustache
No top 10 picks? Man I hate Saban now. ...
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re: Classy Bama fan shoots gun towards babies inside store (video) - KyleOrtonsMustache
If only they had "Come on up out the doe"...
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