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KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:3282
Registered on:1/20/2008
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Did you believe Mark McGwire was using steroids during his HR chase in 1998? - KyleOrtonsMustache
It never occurred to me to be suspicious (I was in my twenties) until one day when McGwire and Sosa were around the 50 HR mark and my dad said to me "I'd bet my life they're on steroids because hitting 40 used to be a great year." ...
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re: Why do waiters/waitresses overwhelmingly smoke? - KyleOrtonsMustache
My buddy called tonight to say, while he was out with a client at a restaurant, he caught he waiter doing some coke in the restroom. He just gave him a nod and later rolled his tip into a nose cannon before he left it on the table. ...
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re: 10 Colleges that have produced best active NFL players - KyleOrtonsMustache
The Shirts. Print 'em. ...
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re: Is There Such A Thing As The "Perfect" Family? - KyleOrtonsMustache
It's like being an alpha. If you have a perfect family (a flawed, but somewhat perfect family) you don't have to tell everyone on FB. If you go out of your way to let everyone know your family is perfect or that you're an alpha, you're doing it wrong. People just know when it's true. ...
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re: Spinoff: EMP attack. What's your first move? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Get the family together. Grab the guns, ammo and pre-packed backpacks. Hit the creek behind the house and head north until we're away from the town and closer to where I grew up. Once there, I'll regroup and assess. I've got a 55 gal drum buried there with supplies. We have enough food for a month o...
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re: Paper airplanes... what's your go to? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Tons of vids on YouTube. My son went through a paper airplane phase and made some that were pretty impressive. ...
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re: How do I get a church girl without going to church? - KyleOrtonsMustache
You're best bet to get a good girl (not necessarily a church girl) is to look where good girls hang out. Things professional groups you're eligible to join or hobbies that are similar (drinking and DJ's don't count). But if you want a church girl, you're probably going to have to go to church, which...
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re: Eternal life - KyleOrtonsMustache
Bunch of Philistines in here but I respect your effort. ...
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re: Alright I'll just turn this into a thread; Whats your top 5 football movies? - KyleOrtonsMustache
1. Brian's Song 2. Any Given Sunday 3. Remember the Titans 4. Everybody's All-American 5. The Waterboy Honorable Mention: -Wildcats (had a huge crush on Goldie Hawn) -Point Break (technically not a FB movie but Johnny Utah was the QB for Ohio State) :lol: ...
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re: Does the thought of eating or drinking after someone else repulse you? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Yes. I've made it this far never having a cold sore and I don't plan on getting one. ...
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re: ESPN: Tide's late loss to Clemson still haunting Saban - KyleOrtonsMustache
Well shite. It's on ESPN so it must be true. Now I've got to take all my Bama shirts back to Walmart. ...
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re: What do you guys think of FGL - KyleOrtonsMustache
It's not my cup of tea, but I hold nothing against them. On the " shite I get upset about" list, they don't even register.....unless they don't use a turn signal when driving. If they do that then frick those sorry bastards. ...
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re: I Dont Carrot All About Your Outrage - Auburn - KyleOrtonsMustache
The "Cigs inside" chant cracked me up. ...
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re: Idiot parents apparently think child abuse is funny - KyleOrtonsMustache
frick those parents right in the eye hole. ...
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re: Lets talk about CS Lewis - KyleOrtonsMustache
You'll enjoy both. ...
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re: Lets talk about CS Lewis - KyleOrtonsMustache
Till We Have Faces is probably my favorite work of his. Of course, I love Screwtape too and The Great Divorce, even if it's kind of Dante's Divine Comedy and Bunyon's The Pilgrams Progress restated. ...
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re: having a third child in today's two child world - KyleOrtonsMustache
We have three. 11, 9, and 6. It's no big deal. The hardest part is getting them to all their different functions, practices and such with just two cars. But we make it work pretty well. ...
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re: Dirty ANTIFA Chick GoFundMe Comment discussion Thread - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]You can't be picky about BO and body hair at the shakedown street outside of a Phish show[/quote] It's hard to see standing around the tank. Just got to make sure it's a girl. ...
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re: What's the second best cracker? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Agree. God tier: Chicken in a Biskit shite tier: everything else ...
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re: Were you prom or homecoming king? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I was prom king. I got a crappy key chain as a gift. I did have sex with the prom queen. We're on our 24th year of banging each other. I guess it worked out well. ...
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