KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:3394
Registered on:1/20/2008
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re: O.J. Howard on the difference between college and the NFL... - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]We R ur Buffalo Bills[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Was told this at the end of the day at work - KyleOrtonsMustache
Just invite your boys to the same place and "accidentally" bump into them. Then just fade away from the bosses party to your own. Check in a few times so your face gets seen and you'll be good. ...
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re: Evidence of ancient humans having sex with non-humans - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]ghost species [/quote] Swayze is a time traveler [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Ghost_pottery_wheel.jpg[/img]...
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re: "Behind every great man... - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]wearing a pussy hat [/quote] Whoa whoa whoa. I'd never wear a pussy hat. :lol: But like I said, I don't have a personal need for material things. The things I've earned through building a selling a few businesses were just the product of the fun of building those. You can't really buil...
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re: "Behind every great man... - KyleOrtonsMustache
I'm sure some men, myself included, would say their wife helped them attain a level of success by believing in them and pushing them to achieve great things. Without my wife I would be roaming the country Kung Fu style, dumpster diving and dabbling in psychedelics. Not because I'm inherently lazy ...
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re: Hey SEC Hurricanes fan here - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Ask Florida and FSU we used to beat the down all the time[/quote] [quote]we used to beat the down all the time [/quote] [quote]we used to [/quote] [quote]used to[/quote] ...
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re: Hey SEC Hurricanes fan here - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote] 5 national championships [/quote] Lol cute...
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re: Anyone have old family stories about German POW camps where you lived? - KyleOrtonsMustache
There was one in Alliceville, Alabama (about an hour from T-town). Many of the prisoners wrote letters home telling how much they enjoyed their time there. One of them called it a "golden cage". They paid the prisoners something like 75 cents a day for labor on mainly agricultural projects. Once th...
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re: Pita Pit restaurant in Statesboro, Ga tells customer "Get your n-word arse out of here. - KyleOrtonsMustache
Regardless if it happened or didn't, selling my franchise (not a pita pit) was the best decision of my life. I was beginning to hate humanity altogether because of stuff like this that I had to deal with. ...
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re: Gary Chambers- "I believe black men should marry black women" - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Yes, she is unapologetically black and has been successful for doing so. Not many other female artist have had her level of cross over success doing so. [/quote] This is somewhat true, but Aretha Franklin did the same thing when segregation was still alive and well and did it based on her ...
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re: Tennessee, the most storied SEC team other than Bama - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Y'all are sleeping on us this year. Can't wait until we beat Bama this year. Don't disappear[/quote] Y'all are due a win, and if you happen to get it, I'll still be here to witness your hillbilly hoedown or whatever shite y'all do up there in the mountains on the rare occasions when you pos...
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re: Tennessee, the most storied SEC team other than Bama - KyleOrtonsMustache
I mean technically yeah. Tennessee has a storied program. I remember when Bama sucked arse during the tenure of the Mike's and how all my Bama brethren sat around and talked about the good ole days and how we were the best overall program in the SEC. Then we hired Saban who said something like, a lot...
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re: How gay were pirates? REALLY. And who thinks they are better than ninjas? - KyleOrtonsMustache
[img]https://tribwdcw.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/seinfeld-puffy-shirt.png?w=1200[/img]...
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re: Is Edwin Edwards still in control down there? - KyleOrtonsMustache
In............on pg. 15.......but in. ...
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re: What are your 4th of July plans? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Bang the wife 1776 style (it's going to be revolutionary) Swimming Grilling chicken for lunch Swimming Grilling steaks for dinner Fireworks Bang the wife Patrick Henry style (give me booty or give me death)...
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re: Could The University of Alabama be the next Baylor. UPDATE (44) Megan vs The Machine - KyleOrtonsMustache
This is possibly the greatest week long troll I've ever seen. I'm extremely impressed. ...
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re: Anyone else has to work today, off for the 4th, then BACK to work on Wednesday? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I do. I could've taken today off, but my job isn't hard and it'll break up the week a little more. I'll get a lot of paperwork done today at least. Either way....It beats working on the fourth. ...
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re: Images of America spreading freedom to the world - KyleOrtonsMustache
Hahaha. That dudes step brother worked for me. He and his step brother are cool as hell...
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re: 5 years ago today - KyleOrtonsMustache
I'll never forget the complete lack of fight the Mizzo Tigers displayed when Bama played them the first time after y'all joined. It was like the whole Mizzo team and coaching staff collectively said, "let's just roll over and try not to let this rape turn into a murder." ...
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re: Riding Lawn Mower Won't Start - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]re Cradtsman lawn tractors decent quality? Serious question.[/quote] I've had one for 11 years and it's decent. I got it because some jackass returned it because it wouldn't start after he bought it, but the only problem was the battery. My friend ran the local sears store and sold it to m...
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