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KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:3188
Registered on:1/20/2008
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Queen of the L.P. posts pics of panhandlers. Trashiness ensues (NSFW) - KyleOrtonsMustache
Extremely late to this thread but I would bang Priscilla with the force of 100 midgets for no longer than six minutes and then take a nice nap. ...
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re: The Absurdities of Youth Baseball - KyleOrtonsMustache
I teach my kid that it's better to be the owner of a pro sport franchise than to be a player for one. We practice signing payroll checks on the front not the back. Plus, he sucks at sports. But the little sucker is damn near a genius, so maybe it'll work out for him. ...
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re: When you are playing your guitar(keyboard,banjo,whatever) - KyleOrtonsMustache
I spend 75% of my time playing things I already know to make myself feel good and 25% playing stuff so hard I'll never be able to play correctly and feeling shitty about myself. The 25% is mostly stuff from other people. ...
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re: From Sammy's Grill to Willie's Restaurant - KyleOrtonsMustache
I'm making no assumptions that the business or the customer is correct. I'm just saying I'm soooo glad I sold my restaurant and I don't have to deal with stuff like this anymore. It actually makes me giddy to think about how I'll never have to hear from anyone again about how their order is mess...
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re: why are trashy people so attracted to the beach, cruises and disney world? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Just rent a beach house away from all the riff-raff in the condos. ...
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re: Nursing Home Badass - KyleOrtonsMustache
Beautiful post. Bravo. :bow:...
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re: Pop Quiz.The following song isnt Chopin, even though the internet tells you so. - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Paul de senneville[/quote] Mariage d'amour is the song title...
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re: Do yall baws hit yalls kids? - KyleOrtonsMustache
[quote]Meh. You're dealing with kids, not grown ups. They don't reason or logic. [/quote] Kids as early as 3 can show signs of using reason. This is why discipline is effective for correcting behavior or positive reinforcement is effective in promoting good behavior. Cause and effect. The bes...
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re: Do yall baws hit yalls kids? - KyleOrtonsMustache
Rarely. My philosophy is that if I have to hit you to get my point across then I must be shitty at getting my point across. So far, none of my kids have had any discipline problems at school, church, sports, ect… However, I have and without hesitation spank as a severe punishment but I've found...
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re: Sister in law cheating on her husband - KyleOrtonsMustache
You don't have enough evidence to make a case. You saw your SIL in a truck with someone. While they are probably banging, you don't have anything other than surprising them at a car wash to make your case with and it will blow up in your face and cause unnecessary drama. ...
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re: The Confederacy was a con job on whites. And still is. - KyleOrtonsMustache
I agree. The war was largely fought by the poor, to uphold the right to own slaves of which they had very little vested interest. I do not agree that southern conservatives are the only victim of modern day trickle down propaganda. ...
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re: What would you do in this situation? Work related - KyleOrtonsMustache
Simple solution. Suggest to the boss that in lieu of keeping keys, to set up a sign-in/out sheet at the front desk. Employees retain freedom. Boss can monitor time. ...
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re: How did you posters with no ties to LSU or LA end up on TD? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I came here because I was banned from all the Bama boards for bashing Shula. ...
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re: The Service Dog Epidemic is Out of Hand - KyleOrtonsMustache
Agreed. I've Always thought keeping a sporting dog or a large dog inside most of the time seems like a bad idea for the dogs sake. But it seems many today think that taking their Lab (or whatever breed) for a walk a few times a day is enough recreation. It just seems wrong to me, but to each his o...
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re: Any non-Tennessee fans ever sing the Rocky Top song? - KyleOrtonsMustache
At a Phish show, yes. Drugs were involved so that may have played a role. ...
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re: The Service Dog Epidemic is Out of Hand - KyleOrtonsMustache
Kind of off subject, but do people not have yard dogs anymore? I told someone our dog stays outside and they were so triggered. The dog loves it, we play with it and he comes in at night to sleep, in case a possum or something wanders through the yard he won't wake the neighbors up. The damn thing...
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re: Have you ever known someone who was living in their car? - KyleOrtonsMustache
I had an employee who was living out of his car. I noticed he would always come in early and spend time taking a sink bath in the restroom so I asked if his water had been shut off (not uncommon considering I employed college students). He told me he was living in his van. So I let him sleep in my o...
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re: Parents football or baseball? - KyleOrtonsMustache
No question its baseball. IRL I'm prepping my kid to own a professional sports team. Playing pro-ball is for the poor. :lol: :lol:...
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re: Ask a Black Guy a Question - KyleOrtonsMustache
I feel like the future of race relations could hinge on our love of the same snack food. Would it be considered bad form to offer a black guy hot cheetos? I feel like if I offered watermelon it would be viewed as an insult even though watermelon is delicious, but comes with some negative conno...
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