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End of the month traffic citations are out of control

Posted on 6/28/19 at 12:57 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10776 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 12:57 pm
On my way home from the gym today and I was pulled over for an expired tag. Before I start my rant- yeah it’s expired (my fault) but that’s beside the point. It’s not about the money, it’s principle. It’s the principality, Smokey!

The officer’s vehicle was in a left turn lane stopped at a red light. As the light changed from red to green for the left turn arrow he spots my vehicle’s expired tag and proceeds to stay stopped till the main traffic light turned green and then makes his way over behind me, causing everyone behind him in the left turn lane to miss the light. Just thought that was ridiculous in and of itself for an expired tag.

Normal pullover procedure ensues, and I end up being issued a citation for the expired tag. It happened about half a mile down the road from where I live so then after that I continued on my way home. Just on that one road alone I saw 4 more people pulled over and another 2 squad cars driving up ahead of me. What a bunch of cocksuckers.

I can’t stand the way government is bleeding its taxpayers dry. Thinking about showing up to the courthouse on Oct 3rd in a clown suit and voicing my outrage.

TL;DR I broke the law, and the law won.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13556 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21313 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:07 pm to
You're just pissed because you got caught.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:08 pm to
Stop complaining while your arse is being protected and served. Be a good citizen and pay your tribute.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
48212 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:14 pm to
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hinking about showing up to the courthouse on Oct 3rd in a clown suit and voicing my outrage.


Please do and report back.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10795 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:15 pm to
There are tickets that people receive that I can understand bitching about. Doing less than 5 MPH over the speed limit, not using a blinker even though no one is behind or in front of you, not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign even though nothing is coming from either direction, etc. But this, this is too easy to avoid and in my opinion you have no right to gripe.
Posted by lsuaudio
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2004
748 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:17 pm to
Was this on Staring?

If so, I saw it happen.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:18 pm to
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deathvalleyfreak43


You have rapidly become the most annoying dumb as a box of dicks poster on the entire website. Did you have to work hard to be such a dickhead or did it just come naturally?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38295 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:19 pm to
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Thinking about showing up to the courthouse on Oct 3rd in a clown suit and voicing my outrage.


Have you thought about taking this on the road and lecturing to elementary school classes? It's an outrage that they're being misled by Schoolhouse Rock on the inner workings of our government.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17266 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Thinking about showing up to the courthouse on Oct 3rd in a clown suit and voicing my outrage. 



You do that and I promise that I will pay for the one of the OT lawyers of your choice to represent you in court.

I only have three conditions.

1) You have to dress up as full clown. No simply wearing a tie with a clown on it or some other bullshite.

2) My max budget for your representation is 700 bucks.

3) You have to go all the way and take it to a trial (or hearing or whatever they call it in traffic court) None of this settling for a seat belt ticket crap.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10795 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:23 pm to
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Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
15666 posts


Hurry up and post something man before he comes
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6358 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:30 pm to
Mandeville Police have been doing this (brake tags) all month long. Last week a motorcycle cop was parked under the 190 overpass and pointing at people with expired tags to pull over. If that where me, I'm not pulling over, you're going to earn that ticket and get your fatass on the bike and come get me.

Sorry officer, I didn't see you point a finger at me. I didn't realize that was proper protocol.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10776 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:31 pm to
Can you tell me why it makes sense we have to pay the government once a year for a sticker?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10795 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:37 pm to
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Can you tell me why it makes sense we have to pay the government once a year for a sticker?


That's a different argument altogether. Same with registration cards. I may disagree with them, but I know it's the law so I pay it and stay legal.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
22116 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Can you tell me why it makes sense we have to pay the government once a year for a sticker?


It's dumb and may be completely pointless, but it is what it is. If you simply were not driving around with an expired sticker you wouldn't have been pulled over. Blaming somebody else for something you could have very easily prevented is dumb. Stop playing the victim.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:41 pm to
Small government at work
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
85652 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:43 pm to
How could they even tell without a microscope?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Before I start my rant- yeah it’s expired (my fault) but that’s beside the point


No it’s not. Continuously break the law, and you’ll eventually get caught. It’s not rocket science.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10776 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:50 pm to
I admitted I was at fault in my OP. What I’m bitching about more broadly is the high point of issued citations towards the end of the month. There were half a dozen other police vehicles in less than a quarter mile radius. It’s transparent predation by the government to basically collect more money from its taxpayers through indirect channels of frickery.
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