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re: Stupid Things Your Teacher Said That Aren't True
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:17 am to LucasP
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:17 am to LucasP
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Way to dumb down the argument for that math challenged poster. You are so thoughtful. I'd have just called him a retard and be about my business but you care for the little people.
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Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:18 am to muricanman
Using the Oxford comma is wrong.
Kindergarten teacher told us that if we "pray to God really hard we'll always get what we want."
Peace sign is actually a broken cross turned upside down.
McDonald's can be pronounced Mc or Mac.
Address can be spelled with either one or two d's.
Snakes have no bones.
Condoms don't prevent STD's and that every time you have pre-marital sex part of your soul is ripped off.
You won't always have a calculator with you.
Cursive is the only acceptable form of writing.
The Crusades was a war between the Christians and the Catholics
Mars is closer to the sun than earth. That's why it's so red.
I had opened up the command prompt on one of the classroom computers and my middle school English teacher sent me to the principal's office for 'hacking.'
If you laid out your small intestines, they would be long enough to wrap around the earth.
I could go all day.
Kindergarten teacher told us that if we "pray to God really hard we'll always get what we want."
Peace sign is actually a broken cross turned upside down.
McDonald's can be pronounced Mc or Mac.
Address can be spelled with either one or two d's.
Snakes have no bones.
Condoms don't prevent STD's and that every time you have pre-marital sex part of your soul is ripped off.
You won't always have a calculator with you.
Cursive is the only acceptable form of writing.
The Crusades was a war between the Christians and the Catholics
Mars is closer to the sun than earth. That's why it's so red.
I had opened up the command prompt on one of the classroom computers and my middle school English teacher sent me to the principal's office for 'hacking.'
If you laid out your small intestines, they would be long enough to wrap around the earth.
I could go all day.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:18 am to muricanman
HS English said I'd never pass an English class at LSU. Never lower than a B at LSU. boom
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:26 am to muricanman
That Chicago was pronounced Chicargo, and the textbook printer missed the R.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:28 am to PrivatePublic
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My teachers all told me Pluto was a planet. I refused to accept it, got sent to the principal a lot. Who's wearing egg now?
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 8:31 am
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:29 am to muricanman
Don't do drugs
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:30 am to colorchangintiger
8th grade science teacher told us eating one french fry is the equivalent of smoking one cigarette in terms of cancer risk.
Adding a tally for cursive being productively used in my future.
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Cursive is the only acceptable form of writing.
Adding a tally for cursive being productively used in my future.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:35 am to muricanman
A journalism teacher in college corrected one of my papers by saying that an insect isn't an animal.
I told him it was.
He told me, would you bet your class grade on that?
I told him I would bet my life on it, the lives of my family, and the lives of every single person I know.
So he gave in.
Dummy.
I told him it was.
He told me, would you bet your class grade on that?
I told him I would bet my life on it, the lives of my family, and the lives of every single person I know.
So he gave in.
Dummy.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:35 am to Pitch To Johnny
That I would use Calculus all the time in the real world.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:37 am to muricanman
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yea i knew someone was gonna catch that. Can't win em all
There is an edit button
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:38 am to TheCaterpillar
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That I would use Calculus all the time in the real world.
I actually use it quite a bit, but rarely at work. It's usually at bars to impress chicks.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:38 am to muricanman
My 9th Grade Geography teacher told the class that Lake Pontchartrain was man made. He had just moved here from NEw York.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:41 am to muricanman
9th grade geography teacher -
Dinosaurs didn't exist
Japan attacked Pearl Harbor because they wanted their land back
Dinosaurs didn't exist
Japan attacked Pearl Harbor because they wanted their land back
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:41 am to TheCaterpillar
Got in an argument with my preschool teacher over the pronunciation of LSU. She said it was LSYOU, I maintained that it was LSSHOE.
She told me her husband works there so she would know.
She told me her husband works there so she would know.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:41 am to muricanman
My 8th grade Louisiana History teacher at in junior high knew absolutely nothing about Louisiana history.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:41 am to muricanman
Deoxygenated blood is blue
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:44 am to tigerbater
Had a basketball coach in 9th grade tell me I'd be a failure in life because I quit basketball, which made me a loser like my brother who had also quit basketball in high school.
I was making more money than him pretty quickly out of college (which obviously isn't hard to do) and my brother is a UVA/Tulane Law grad and successful lawyer.
He's still coaching high school basketball. He's such a frick face.
I was making more money than him pretty quickly out of college (which obviously isn't hard to do) and my brother is a UVA/Tulane Law grad and successful lawyer.
He's still coaching high school basketball. He's such a frick face.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:44 am to colorchangintiger
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If you laid out your small intestines, they would be long enough to wrap around the earth.
That'd be the circulatory system
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:49 am to muricanman
The closest distance between 3 points is a straight line.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:51 am to muricanman
That I would go blind...
I went to Catholic school all my life..
I went to Catholic school all my life..
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 8:52 am
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