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re: Stupid Things Your Teacher Said That Aren't True
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:49 am to tigersownall
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:49 am to tigersownall
quote:
The civil war was started over slavery.
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Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:49 am to Pedro
quote:
Pedro
Trump fixing to take care of you baw.
I want to add to the list.
You can't write in pen.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 7:50 am
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:50 am to The Ostrich
quote:
She called me an idiot and said I'd be throwing away money....
She was right. In a month's time you could invest that million and use it to buy more money, way more than on that chart.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:51 am to muricanman
A science teacher from grade school once told the class that the human head would be huge in the future due to all of the increase in knowledge over the years that would force our brains to grow.
#BRAINZGAINZ
#BRAINZGAINZ
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 7:52 am
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:51 am to muricanman
quote:
I Aren't True
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:52 am to muricanman
"you must have a college degree to get a good job."
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:53 am to LucasP
My psych teacher keeps saying that if you hold your fingers in your peripheral vision and bring them close together while not looking directly at your fingers, you would begin to see vienna sausages... someone kill me
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:53 am to muricanman
Dumb teacher told me nobody was going to catch us riding around New Roads at night and parked in her car.
Now I got her overweight cowboy husband chasing me down listening to Jason Aldean.
Now I got her overweight cowboy husband chasing me down listening to Jason Aldean.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 7:56 am
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:54 am to LucasP
quote:
She was right. In a month's time you could invest that million and use it to buy more money, way more than on that chart.
Can't tell if you're serious or not cause turning 1 mil into 5 mil in less than a month is not something you, I or basically anyone else could do.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:54 am to TDcline
too soon baw
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:57 am to muricanman
quote:
you would begin to see vienna sausages... someone kill me
I've heard this one more than once.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:59 am to muricanman
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:00 am to The Ostrich
So when 15 games straight of blackjack while letting it ride.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:00 am to muricanman
There is a bowl of candy back at the rectory.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:01 am to The Ostrich
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is not something you, I or basically anyone else could do.
Well certainly not with that attitude. Your teacher was right, your a loser.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:03 am to muricanman
quote:
Stupid Things Your Teacher Said That I Aren't True
Maybe you should have paid more attention to your teacher.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:04 am to SG_Geaux
yea i knew someone was gonna catch that. Can't win em all
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:10 am to muricanman
Global warming is real. I didn't disagree, but asked if we were talking about anthropogenic warming or natural warming. She couldn't answer me and had no business teaching on the subject.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:11 am to muricanman
VD was started when shepherds had sex with their sheep.
I shite you not; this is 100% true. It was taught by an 8th grade PE coach who had to teach 6 weeks of health.
Pop quiz time, he calls on Donald, this over 6' 8th grader who is dumb as a post but can slam dunk.
"Donald, how did VD get started?" Donald giggles shyly, but teacher tells him to go ahead, "It's just us men in here."
Donald says, "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The fricking room exploded, and the teacher had to run out of the room he was laughing so hard.
P.S. Donald is now a registered sex offender.
I shite you not; this is 100% true. It was taught by an 8th grade PE coach who had to teach 6 weeks of health.
Pop quiz time, he calls on Donald, this over 6' 8th grader who is dumb as a post but can slam dunk.
"Donald, how did VD get started?" Donald giggles shyly, but teacher tells him to go ahead, "It's just us men in here."
Donald says, "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The fricking room exploded, and the teacher had to run out of the room he was laughing so hard.
P.S. Donald is now a registered sex offender.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:16 am to muricanman
That I wouldn't be successful if I kept being such a little shite.
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