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re: What do you gym rats think of the "dad bod?"

Posted on 4/30/15 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27381 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

sounds like an excuse for lazy dudes

Or working and pounding the pussy instead of being one.

I used to work out like a fiend. Then I got smart. Now more money, pussy, fun, and money and pussy. And money and pussy. It's REAL!!! Don't hate, masticate.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 11:46 pm to
Fast metabolism so I can eat and drink whatever I want and still rock the 6 pack. Its a curse in this dad bod crazed world.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 12:22 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 11:53 pm to
You're mad because we're stronger than you and don't ever work out
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24608 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 3:39 am to
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Less chance of being a raging homosexual like a high percentage of gym rats

This
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 4:29 am to
Since most gym rats have only used their body for the gym, what they think of my non-six pack arse doesn't bother me all that much. I'm done being vain, just trying to be healthy.

Now, if I became single....
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125480 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 4:54 am to
I couldn't stop laughing when I read that article

Keep your dad bod
Posted by LSU Fan 90812
A man more eviler than Skeletor.
Member since Feb 2005
50655 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 4:57 am to
the dad bod means "mimicking" somebody that has successfully procreated though you have not. if frat boys are trying to get a dad boys it means they're lazy and stupid.

there's a time to be a young buck. for running faster jumping further and lifting a pickup truck.

the dad bod is earned from diaper changing, late nights working, and well… fricking being a dad. if you can hold onto to a good physique while being a dad. power to you.

one has the rest of their life to look old. but looking old before your time because you don't give a shite? pathetic.

also- beer bellies aren't just aesthetics. it's fat. around your midsection. closer to your heart.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 4:58 am
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7150 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:05 am to
Women don't want washboard abs, they want confidence and success.
Posted by JawjaTigah
Bizarro World
Member since Sep 2003
22507 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:59 am to
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beer bellies aren't just aesthetics. it's fat. around your midsection. closer to your heart.
And younger guys, you will get older. And no one who gets older is immune to health things that can go along with the aging process. Mid-section fat is a primary gateway to type 2 diabetes and heart disease common to middle agers and older. These are not good things at any age. Better long-term life strategy is to keep the gut in check thru all your years. I speak from experience.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 6:03 am
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:05 am to
Sounds like an excuse to be overweight and out of shape
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73163 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:11 am to
the dad bod is an extension of the HAES movement


all these guys are basically joining forces with all those SJWs advocating for fat acceptance and they don't even realize it
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13498 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:12 am to
Nah we're just so busy loving our woman and raising our children (u know the shite God made us for). While u pussies tote jugs of water around a gym and listen to slip knot. Try toting a car seat with a 15 pound baby around and putting it in your truck one handed. Do ten reps of that shite a day and get back to me bruh.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73163 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:13 am to
I love the "im so busy being a dad" excuse for being overweight.

it's such BS.

eating less doesn't take more time out of your day
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:19 am to
Why do you tote your child around one handed?

Sounds like you are fat and dumb.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13498 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:25 am to
Bruh I said car seat. Turn down the angry white boy music and read. Gotta keep the other hand free for my cooler of my wife's arse.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56435 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:27 am to
quote:

eating less doesn't take more time out of your day
Nah. You lose the workout out time to doing "family" crap and you get so damn tired you just say "frick it" and have the 1/2 pound mushroom cheeseburger, jalepeno cheese fries and pitcher of beer at 8:30 pm.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:29 am to
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by white perch Women don't want washboard abs, they want confidence and success.


They want both
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:32 am to
Depends on the man....

He's just got to own it.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73163 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:32 am to
that sounds disgusting
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56435 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:45 am to
It is. Sorta.

I'm usually pretty close to my high school senior weight. Always below it in the fall, above in the spring that mirrors the being in shape for football cycle.

About to workout now. The beach is coming
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